Definitions by Intelligence001
fingersnap of doom
fingersnap of doom by Intelligence001 April 26, 2019
rot in a sack
Okay, uh, I'll tell you what. You can rot in a sack for all I care. Good-bye.
Wait, don't leave!
ROT! IN A SACK!
Wait, don't leave!
ROT! IN A SACK!
rot in a sack by Intelligence001 February 3, 2019
Jehovah
The name of God. Saying it warrants getting stoned to death by an angry mob consisting of women pretending to be men.
Now look! NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Understand!? Even if- And I want to make this absolutely clear- even if they do say, "Jehovah!"
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
*is promptly stoned to death by mob of angry women pretending to be men*
Jehovah by Intelligence001 January 29, 2019
zebra crossing
A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
zebra crossing by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019
prepare to die
Guy 1: Played some Dark Souls the other day.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.
Guy 2: How'd it go.
Guy 1: When the box said, "prepare to die," it turned out they were serious.
prepare to die by Intelligence001 January 18, 2018
meaty oaker
meaty oaker by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017
smeckledorf
As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.
I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.
smeckledorf by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017