Definitions by Intelligence001

Criticism

The act of pointing out flaws in a person/work/event. As it turns out, a lot of people tend to handle this quite poorly. Over-inflated ego may have something to do with it.

Critic: Your performance was very impressive! However, there are a couple minor nitpicks I have-
Narcissist: Why don't you fucking do it if you're so goddamn smart, huh!?
Viewer: Oh, whatsamatta with you? Can't take a little criticism?
Critic: No shit.

Criticism by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020

Internet Drama

Two or more grown-ass adults squabbling like immature babies over an extremely trivial and/or ridiculous issue that nobody gave a rat's arse about in the first place, with no gain in any case aside from turning a lot of people against you just because you can.

Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!

Internet Drama by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020

grown-ass adult 

A person who is legally and biologically in the adult stage of human development. Typically used as a derisive term for a person who acts way, way younger than they actually are, i.e. a manchild.

Oh, for the love of God, you're a grown-ass adult. Do your own damn laundry!

grown-ass adult by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020

bad day 

The point at which even the most sane, composed, calm, collected, stable, and well-adjusted person in all of human history to utterly snap and lose it.

All it takes is for one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

bad day by Intelligence001 January 19, 2020

cheese sliding off the crackers 

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

cheese sliding off the crackers by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020

Killer Rabbit 

A creature that presents itself as being totally harmless and cuddly, but will beat you to death with your own skull if you get too close. Named for the creature of the same name in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where it decapitates Sir Bohrs and two other knights before the crew books it.

I saw a cute little squirrel on the way to school. I wound up losing my testicles to it.
Damn, like that killer rabbit.

Killer Rabbit by Intelligence001 January 7, 2020

miles gloriosus 

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

miles gloriosus by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019