it's

How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".
Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
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alright

1. Illiterate spelling of all right. See alwrong.

2. What someone named Al Right might tack onto his screen names or e-mail addresses.
1. Nobody knows where the braindead "word" alright came from, considering all right is a compound word with an obvious meaning, while words such as altogether and already are completely unrelated.

2. alright@fakesite.fake
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005
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AOL

Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.
Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
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your

The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.
Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
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Mozilla

Decent open-source web browser spawned from Netscape, but is now better than Netscape. It is standards compliant and could be considered the father of Firefox.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 11, 2004
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Links

A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.
Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.
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®

Someday® everything® will® be® a® registered® trademark®.

This® definition® is® brought® to® you® by® the® letter® Þ®.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b March 21, 2005
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