Inquisitive Walnut's definitions

Philips CD-I

The greatest gaming console ever made, entirely because it is the father of YouTube Poops.

The Philips CD-I is the most powerful gaming console.

by Inquisitive Walnut August 9, 2020

Police

A job that is required for society to function but also one that no one actually likes.

Police

by Inquisitive Walnut June 5, 2020

Carl

fucking carl

Fucking Carl

by Inquisitive Walnut December 6, 2024

W+M1

A "strategy" used by Pyro mains who can't actually play Pyro, which consists of running forward and holding left click.

Bad Pyro: *Spots an enemy and proceeds to W+M1*

Bad Pyro: *Dies*

Bad Pyro: OMG HAX!!!1!1!!one!1!

by Inquisitive Walnut June 5, 2020

ham🅱️urger

ham🅱️urger

ham🅱️urger

by Inquisitive Walnut November 9, 2022

Political correctness

The opposite of comedy

Political correctness is the opposite of comedy.

by Inquisitive Walnut August 10, 2019

Leftard

The opposite of a rightard, but just as horrible.

Leftard: I identify as wefokweofkoakwefokgender.
Sane person: Dude you're a fucking idiot. There are only two genders.
Leftard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!111!!1!!11!

by Inquisitive Walnut August 10, 2019