HEAT LOG

Phrase to quieten the plebs in the office, when a technological problem arises that is over Antonella's thinking capabilities.
Just letting you know that we are experiencing problems with sending & receiving faxes. An urgent Heat log has been raised & ITS are keeping me posted.
by Incognito March 29, 2005
mugGet the HEAT LOGmug.

homofaguette

She is such a homofaguette!
by Incognito December 10, 2002
mugGet the homofaguettemug.

splode

1) The act of sploding.
2) Slang for explode or burst.
I'm gonna splode.
by Incognito October 12, 2003
mugGet the splodemug.

samejima

A white otaku, the biggest fucking Japanese wannabe I know. He also has a penis similer to those of asian men. (virtually non-exsistant)
"Dude, don't be a samejima."
by Incognito March 08, 2005
mugGet the samejimamug.

chafe

A person or event that figuratively "rubs the wrong way."
"He is such a chafe."
"This math exam is such a chafe."
"Dude, you're chafing so hard right now."
by incognito August 09, 2004
mugGet the chafemug.

Kj

Knigger Jockey

Misspelling of the slur "nigger" to get around chat filters.

Means slave owner, usually referred to in a modern sense.
That dude is a KJ (Knigger jockey)! He owned that guy!
by Incognito February 21, 2005
mugGet the Kjmug.

blood clot

A Jamaican insult. Equal to calling someone a motherfucka.
Watch out for who you're steppin' on blood clot!
by Incognito October 01, 2003
mugGet the blood clotmug.