Trollpedo

The trollpedo is defined as any airborne projectile that - whether with intention or not - makes contact with an unsuspecting party's face. Trollpedoes always result in massive amounts of pain and lulz, and are soon after followed by rage-mode.

Note: Do not EVER attempt to throw a trollpedo at a bear. Bears will kill you.

Josh was being a noob, so I hit him in the face with a trollpedo just for the lulz. Then he digivolved into a fucking bear and clawed my pasty ginger ass to pieces.

Trollpedo by Implying713 June 15, 2011

Alf Trolleydocker 

An old man with 2 walking sticks who is such a genius he can walk at a 90 degree angle. He leaves his home once a day to display his unique talent to the envious world under the pretext of going to post a letter.

Who is West Bridgford's finest athlete?

That'll be Alf Trolleydocker, the 90 degree genius.

Where did he get his walk from?

I believe he got it from a corner shop.

Alf Trolleydocker by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

Trolladox 

A Trolladox is a special paradox when two people sign on to a random chat site with the purpose of trolling and they are brought together in a chat session.The ensuing one-upsmanship of the competing trolls causes the ridiculous nature of what is being written to exponentially increase. This leads to thoughts of a such a ludicrous nature that it causes a paradoxical loop in the time field that keeps increasing as the chat continues the end result being the fabric of reality unfolds.

Stranger: IT'S A TRAP!
You: Oh my, we've arrived at the Battle of Endor, I don't believe it it's Admiral Ackbar! I'm the Doctor by the way.
Stranger: Doctor, how can our cruisers repel firepower of that magnitude?
You: Yeah, about that, maybe you should attack those Star Destroyers at point blank range.
Stranger: At that range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers.
You: C'MON Ackbar you big fishy you, ALONS-Y!

(Friend yells: QUICK TURN OFF THE ROUTER BEFORE HE CAUSES A TROLLADOX)

Trolladox by jdb4402 November 26, 2010

Getting Trolled 

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around

Get wrecked kid. Getting Trolled.

Getting Trolled by PokecordWeebH November 15, 2018

tails gets trolled 

A webcomic that was discovered by the goons at somethingawful. This unlikely diamond in the rough is adored by its many fans for its engaging plot and beautiful artwork.

What I read: Tails Gets Trolled
What I expected: Sonichu
What I got: Dragonball Z

tails gets trolled by sohereiamdoingeverythingican November 11, 2012

trollied

To get so drunk that you have to be moved around in a shopping trolley.

Rachelle got so trollied the other night that she woke up in a public bathroom covered in mayo and couldn't remember why.

trollied by MCHEVA January 5, 2008

Get Trolled

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Congratulations, you have been trolled by Michael from Vsauce.

You've been trolled, Get Trolled by Michael.

Get Trolled by sexypalindrome August 11, 2020