Immortal-Jake's definitions

vah jay jay

A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it.

"Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay Problems..."

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Farm Out

What Preps said to make fun of the term "Far Out". This also corrisponded with "Right Arm"

"farm out, you dope smoking hippies"

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Mr Right

A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...

"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

by Immortal-Jake August 14, 2007

Flesh-Vessel

A Term used for one's Body. What makes someone Who they are? Is it their Body, Their Soul or their mind? According to most Religions, when we Die, we get a New Body but the soul/mind move on. There for, Bodies are just Vessels made of Flesh to carry us through this life. The term "Flesh-Vessel" is meant to sound a little dirty because The Human Body is more or less a Disgusting thing.

Alex: I'm gonna go to the Gym to beef up the ol' Flesh-Vessel
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.

by Immortal-Jake December 25, 2007

dinkies

1- Small Cars

2- Toy Cars

1- That Guy only drives Dinkies

2- Bob is a dinkie collector

by Immortal-Jake May 28, 2006

Bifollicle

Naturally having 2 colors in your hair.

Emily: My hair is Brown and Red
Sam: You're Bifollicle

by Immortal-Jake January 31, 2007