Immortal-Jake's definitions

Head

A word used to classify people in the 70s for being Weed Smokers. It was short for Pot Head.

Jock- "Get out of here, you head"
Cheerleader- "Bye Bye, Ted-the-Head. Go get high with your other head buddies"

by Immortal-Jake May 20, 2006

Sakawich

The name of the condition when a woman is so old, her nipples become grey.

"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

SFLR

Sorry For Late Reply

John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR

by Immortal-Jake January 6, 2009

Rote

1)Memory by repitation
2)Sounds of surf breaking on the shore

A wrote is like a Mnemonic, but different

I heard a rote

by Immortal-Jake October 11, 2006

Gork Out

To over eat almost to the point of Vomiting.

1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"

2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"

by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006

Genitailular

A word used for Decribing something that is happening to ones genitailia.

"So, does everyone else have a fear and genitailular excitement when the Recon Crew comes?"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

Shiv

A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).

Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic

Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv

"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006