by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.
Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.
"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*
by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR
by Immortal-Jake January 06, 2009

by Immortal-Jake October 11, 2006

1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"
2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
by Immortal-Jake May 08, 2006

A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).
Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic
Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv
Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic
Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv
"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"
by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006
