A Term used for one's Body. What makes someone Who they are? Is it their Body, Their Soul or their mind? According to most Religions, when we Die, we get a New Body but the soul/mind move on. There for, Bodies are just Vessels made of Flesh to carry us through this life. The term "Flesh-Vessel" is meant to sound a little dirty because The Human Body is more or less a Disgusting thing.
Alex: I'm gonna go to the Gym to beef up the ol' Flesh-Vessel
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.
by Immortal-Jake November 24, 2007
"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"
by Immortal-Jake May 10, 2006
by Immortal-Jake May 10, 2006
1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"
2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"
by Immortal-Jake April 27, 2006
According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.
*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?
by Immortal-Jake August 12, 2007
A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...
by Immortal-Jake May 04, 2006
by Immortal-Jake June 23, 2006