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School bathrooms

A living hellhole.

The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.

The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.

The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.

The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.

The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor

The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons

The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.

The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.

The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.

Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
Use the school bathrooms at your own risk!
by Ilisten2Metal May 1, 2014
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Feelin' Like a Boss

Unlike when you do things like a boss, you apply it to your own self, your pride.

When you feel like a boss, you think you are the greatest thing in existence. You are so cool, that all the people around you want to be like you. People will sometimes say that you have swag.
"Damn, look at Nick!"

"Yeah, I see he's feelin' like a boss."

"I wanna be him some day."
by Ilisten2Metal June 5, 2014
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Afterwipe

The feeling or sensation of just wiping after taking a shit. It can either be pleasing or annoying.
After taking a dump and returning to my game, my afterwipe feeling has been botherin' me.
by Ilisten2Metal January 4, 2015
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Morning Before

The opposite of morning after where an individual feels fine without any headaches or such before he/she parties and gets drunk all night long. Unlike the morning after, where you have to deal with killer headaches, you will feel normally fine, only to realize that you were later invited to a party to get crossfaded or drunk.
I spend the morning before doing my homework for chemistry in college, but after I was invited to that party last night, I had to deal with killer headaches and needed pain reliever.
by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014
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internet speech

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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|__)__)

ass. The essential cushion you can't resist that comes with every lover.
I miss her |__)__) (ass). It was nice and firm... sigh...
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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Disgasting

A fart that smells so bad, it's not even disgusting. It is far more disgusting, it is disgasting.
Augh! Who was that?

Me.

Augh! That was disgasting!
by Ilisten2Metal July 14, 2014
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