Iggy Hazard's definitions

Iggy

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*a name: Iggy Koopa, demented child of Bowser Koopa, forth of seven Koopa Kids, wears glasses, is demented. Iggy Hazard, demented American fiend bent on destroying the forces of world order, wears glasses, is demented. Iggy Pop, demented rock star, once wore glasses, is demented.

*slang term for a demented person (an "Iggy") - usually one who wears glasses and has some form of personality/mental disorder.

*slang term for an iguana.

*verb: to commit mayhem (to "iggy" something) or to commit acts of physical slapstick comedy (to "iggy around"), see also: Jar Jar Binks.

*Iggy Koopa was iggying around with Mario's mind.

*Iggy Hazard totally iggied five people with a GE XM-214 in 'Multi Theft Auto'.

by Iggy Hazard December 10, 2003

protest warrior

A Rightista of any race from any nation who is pro-America, pro-Israel, and supports the war against fascism and terror. Engages in acts of sedition and insurrection against Leftistas and their petty-minded peace rallies. Are often accused of being sociopathic fascist fiends by peaceniks for their lack of submissiveness and their refusal to accept appeasement as an alternative to war.

Personal ideals vary between individuals within the Movement.

A rag-tag band of gung-ho Protest Warriors infiltrated the peace-monger headquarters and destroyed the deflector shield while another team flew into the superstructure and knocked out the main reactor.

by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003

Lemmy

Fun-loving son of Bowser Koopa. Rides a ball with a star on it. Sometimes appears cross-eyed. Sometimes uses decoys to confuzzle those pesky plumbers. Is also known as "Hip" Koopa.

Lemmy bonked Luigi on the head with his ball, causing him to fall off Yoshi's back.

by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003

militia

An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.

The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.

The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.

by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003

PIMP

A man who makes a profession out of reducing women to commodities and convincing them to sell their bodies to clients. An oppressor of women. One of the lowest forms of humanoid scum.

Travis Bickle executed the pimp with his .44 Magnum.

I would have used a sawed-off.

by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003

communism

A system of collectivist social order based on the idea that the individual is an expendable commodity of society, the State, or a fictitious "greater good" or "greater whole." Absolute order with no chaos, variation, or freedom. Equal to or worse than fascism. Philosophy that contradicts nature yet claims to be defending the environment. Prevalent use of scapegoating, coercion, secret police, taxation, and expropriation.

Snivelling sycophants of this philosophy will use pro-worker rhetoric to gain the trust of the working class. Sameness and equality are not the same thing.

Kim Jong Il's police state proves that communism is all about absolute order.

by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003

patriot

One who stands united with their bretheren. Love for one's people (regardless of race or class). Often confused with delusions of supremacy do to misuse of term. An individual member of a "greater whole" striving for a common ideal. In the American sense, this ideal is anti-collectivist, anti-fascist, and pro-liberty.

A patriot realizes that sometimes liberty can only be achieved through mayhem. Israel Uber alles!

by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003