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Definitions by Iggy Hazard

Initials of the National Recovery Administration and the National Rifle Association. Nowadays referrs to the latter. The NRA is a loosely organized group that takes all kinds and stands up for the safeguarding of the one right that allows all other rights to exist - the right to bear arms.
The NRA will endure. Michael Mooriarty will not succeed in his quest to turn everyone into a disarmed submissive pacifist and impose his vision of peace on the world.
NRA by Iggy Hazard January 17, 2004
Ashley J. Williams, most famous character played by the mighty Bruce Campbell. Has interchangeable instruments of mayhem for his right hand: a chainsaw and a bionic gauntlet. Is adept with a sawed-off scattergun. Slaughters Deadites and is eternally plagued with misfortune.
"I'm Bad Ash...and you're Good Ash...you're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"
*BOOM*
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
Ash by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.
Defy Santa. Burn all Christmas trees. Death to Nimrod!
santa by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

christmas 

An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money.

Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
christmas by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
An international consortium of charlatans, thieves, and extortionists who rip off their client nations (especially the US) using corrupt business practices and the unholy power of money. A mafia of nations that cuts back its production to drive up prices.
We should declare war on OPEC, invade them, annihilate them, and take them over through force.

Kill 'em all!
OPEC by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
A thing used to buy stuff rather than bartering or trading. Not necessarily evil in itself but tends to bring out the worst in people do to human nature. Isn't entirely bad because, as oppposed to a barter system, it allows for new things to be created and exchanged rather than just trading the same things over and over again.

Neo-Nazis accuse Jews and ZOG of controlling the world's money. In reality, the European Union is the world's most powerful and corrupt economic engine of global commerce and oppression.

The lust for money is the root of all evil. Money and power are inherently linked. However, the power of money is no match for the power of an armed resistance movement of anti-globalist Neo-Confederates.

Money is also the religion of globalists and yuppies.
Death to the internationalist banker consortium! Death to the EU!!
money by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004

demented doom 

The liberating power of mayhem. Someone or something imbued with the power of mayhem.

Anti-order. Anti-peace.
Cry havoc with a clenched fist of demented doom!!
demented doom by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004