Iggy

~definition variable~

*a name: Iggy Koopa, demented child of Bowser Koopa, forth of seven Koopa Kids, wears glasses, is demented. Iggy Hazard, demented American fiend bent on destroying the forces of world order, wears glasses, is demented. Iggy Pop, demented rock star, once wore glasses, is demented.

*slang term for a demented person (an "Iggy") - usually one who wears glasses and has some form of personality/mental disorder.

*slang term for an iguana.

*verb: to commit mayhem (to "iggy" something) or to commit acts of physical slapstick comedy (to "iggy around"), see also: Jar Jar Binks.
*Iggy Koopa was iggying around with Mario's mind.

*Iggy Hazard totally iggied five people with a GE XM-214 in 'Multi Theft Auto'.
by Iggy Hazard December 10, 2003
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NRA

Initials of the National Recovery Administration and the National Rifle Association. Nowadays referrs to the latter. The NRA is a loosely organized group that takes all kinds and stands up for the safeguarding of the one right that allows all other rights to exist - the right to bear arms.
The NRA will endure. Michael Mooriarty will not succeed in his quest to turn everyone into a disarmed submissive pacifist and impose his vision of peace on the world.
by Iggy Hazard January 17, 2004
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OPEC

An international consortium of charlatans, thieves, and extortionists who rip off their client nations (especially the US) using corrupt business practices and the unholy power of money. A mafia of nations that cuts back its production to drive up prices.
We should declare war on OPEC, invade them, annihilate them, and take them over through force.

Kill 'em all!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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christmas

An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money.

Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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The Nuge

Nickname of the Motor City Madman, AKA Ted Nugent, a musician/gun enthusiast/survivalist/collonary mastermind. Also has a kickass show called 'Surviving Nugent' which is the only good "survivor"-type show because it actually incorporates elements of survivalism.
The Nuge is playing in Indianapolis this weekend!

We're there, dude!
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
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Ash

Ashley J. Williams, most famous character played by the mighty Bruce Campbell. Has interchangeable instruments of mayhem for his right hand: a chainsaw and a bionic gauntlet. Is adept with a sawed-off scattergun. Slaughters Deadites and is eternally plagued with misfortune.
"I'm Bad Ash...and you're Good Ash...you're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"
*BOOM*
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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communism

A system of collectivist social order based on the idea that the individual is an expendable commodity of society, the State, or a fictitious "greater good" or "greater whole." Absolute order with no chaos, variation, or freedom. Equal to or worse than fascism. Philosophy that contradicts nature yet claims to be defending the environment. Prevalent use of scapegoating, coercion, secret police, taxation, and expropriation.

Snivelling sycophants of this philosophy will use pro-worker rhetoric to gain the trust of the working class. Sameness and equality are not the same thing.
Kim Jong Il's police state proves that communism is all about absolute order.
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
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