Iceman 's definitions

wabowser

n.
an exclamatory expression of amazement and admiration following, and in recognition of, an impact of incredible magnitude or other momentous occasion; similarly, an action of such remarkable caliber as to warrant the use of the exclamation. Also a really fun word to say at dramatic intervals.

v.
the performance of such an action mentioned above.

Coined in homage to the great King Bowser Koopa, who is slow-moving but significantly powerful and awe-inspiring in action.

"I'm going to bodycheck you into the electric fence, wait for it, wait for--WABOWSER!"

"The best part of that Oilers game was when Cory Cross WABOWSERed himself into the boards. Because he's Cory Cross. And he's terrible."

by Iceman January 21, 2006

Weedwacking

Smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt wilst simultaneously beating the shit out of your cock.

Man when I get home from this family reunion the first thing imma catch up on is some weedwacking.

by Iceman May 27, 2018

carwash

When a group of men stand in a line with dicks hard and a grl runs back and forth letting the dicks smack her.

Shit Steve, Sergio and his boys ran the carwash on Tina yesterday.

by Iceman February 3, 2004

ollie rocket

A extremely hard sex position. You ollie off your skateboard and low key insert your pend into her vagina

He was just skateboarding then he hit me with the ollie rocket.

by Iceman October 4, 2016

Led Zeppelin

Greatest Band that has ever lived...with Robert Plant's vocals, and Jimmy Page's guitar skills, they defined the music known as rock!

"Joe, so I finally got the Led Zeppelin box set!"

"Whose that Erich?"

*Smack*

by Iceman March 7, 2005

Dirty Mop

When you're at a club/bar and you take a girl in the bathroom, bend her over, wrap her legs around your waist, and mop the floor with her head.

After Andy politely asked everyone to leave the lady's restroom at Player's Dance Club, he gave Caroline the dirty mop.

by Iceman November 9, 2004

man-handle

implies one was not only handled but handled in a manly way….

As an adjective : Billie was handled by the Priest manfully
As a noun: what a manhandler

by Iceman June 22, 2004