open house

1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.

2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time

3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities

4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing

5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale


"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"
by ian November 24, 2005
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hood pop

A local hangout to get drinks and chill.The joint to get da booze
PHAT JOE: Man let's bust this joint go on down to the hood pop.
EAZYE-G: Word up PJ my nizzle'
by Ian July 07, 2004
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finge theatre

Noun: The act of 'Fingeing' in a public place. See finge (verb).
Her parents came back early, so we had to resort to some finge theatre
by Ian December 16, 2004
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bog of eternal stench

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.
He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.
by Ian April 21, 2004
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Lewisville

A boring city about 30 minutes north of Dallas, Tx. Population is around 90,000. The place where I live. The High School's football team won the state championship twice. If you've heard of this town, it's most likely because if the story where to kids killed their younger brother.
Damn, Lewisvile is boring.
by Ian February 05, 2005
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wagina

how a drunkard pronounces the word "vagina"
damn im drunk and horny! i need me some wagina!
by Ian December 03, 2004
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DNF

tl;dr : Approx. 14 Years

DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.

The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever

This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.
guy: "So looks like GTA 6 is about 0.6DNF right now"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"
by ian September 21, 2022
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