cali

Cali, California. The big SoCal.

I went down to Cali for the summer.

by Ian March 31, 2004

donkey knob

a slang term refering to a male who has a large penis.

...look at `donkey knob` over there...he`s popular with all the ladies.

by Ian July 30, 2003

Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.

Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.

by Ian February 22, 2005

downtown

When you throw any object into the low slung ho's tank top

*after the throw* "Oh yeah! From downtown!"

by Ian January 20, 2004

Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.

brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.

by Ian April 05, 2003

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 07, 2003

right on

a phrase use when you are not really paying attention to another person but don't want to give it away....

i went to the coolest country concert last night and dolly parton was rocking so hard her boots almost fell off......
right on.......

by ian May 06, 2004