Ian's definitions
A variety of bees (Apis mellifera maximus) that produce milk, but have been bred to be more aggressive than regular boobies.
Those are some killer boobies-- you'd better be careful or you're going to get hurt if you try to handle them.
by Ian December 7, 2004

by Ian February 2, 2004

Someone who is being a bitch, male or female. Often used to confuse or have hidden meaning to people who don't know.
Man, she's being a shawankawank
by ian November 17, 2004

by Ian September 7, 2003

by ian January 9, 2005

by Ian March 15, 2003

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...
-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!
by Ian March 2, 2004
