harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.
dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.
by ian February 19, 2006
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Sextacular

Joell+Ian=SEXTACULAR =)...............
by Ian February 02, 2005
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Goatwhacked

The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.
The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.
by Ian December 07, 2004
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naster

im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster
by ian August 11, 2003
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dookie

Poop, or a very good greenday album!
I gotta do a dookie

Im gonna listen to dookie
by Ian March 15, 2003
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OLO

Someone who is laughing too loud and accidently type OLO; or is a geek named Brad and uses it as a smiley face! Can also be used multiple times to show being stupid on purpose. See lamer
The Archer Ian: Hi!
Schala Zealz: OLOLOLOLOLOLO

The Archer Ian: Hey Brad did you see that really funny movie where this guy farted?
Kefka505: oLo;; Nope...

The Archer Ian: I farted on my cat who's allergic to farts!
UnusualGamer: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ^^!!! XDXDXD
by Ian March 25, 2004
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zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.
by Ian March 15, 2003
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