185 definitions by Ian Chode

hemorrhoid hitman

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

It's a load of botty chunder!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.

by Ian Chode July 15, 2004

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2004