Trekkers

A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.

'You speak Klingon, well for a terran.'
'Yes,' said the trekkers.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Big yin

A person who looks like a bigfoot

I just saw a big yin.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

Drew carey

A portly American comedian.

Drew Carey prefers beer and meat pies to women.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Harry hard-on

Harry hard-on is a gorilla. He lives at the zoo.

Harry hard-on doesn't like to be kidnapped, and placed in the radio station as a joke. To him and DJ, it's a grave insult.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 07, 2020

Jackass mountain

A mountain in America

I acted like a jackass on jackass mountain.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Telemarketer

A twat who makes phone calls.

President George W Bush should've employed the telemarketer's to annoy al-qaeda.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

4 legged chicken

A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.

Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020