Definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Dog park 

Dog Park is a place where you take a legged pooch to.

Dog parks are only for 4 legged pooches. Keep the two legged one in the car.

Dog park by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 7, 2020

NSA 

NSA spy agency

NSA - No such agency.

NSA by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

CIA 

CIA spy agency

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.

CIA by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

Psychic 

A person who carries many descriptions, but attracts $50 for a question.

I'm a psychic. $50 for a question. I love pork pies. Drew Carey finally has competition.

Psychic by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Sylvia Browne 

A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.

I got a psychic reading from Sylvia Browne. It cost $30. I paid her with a free pizza.

Sylvia Browne by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Trolley 

A small vehicle with four wheels, and a handlebar. Used for grocery shopping.

Trolley stealing is considered a federal crime. Especially if the thief enters the shopping centre at nighttime. Do not take said trolley through suburban streets after midnight.

Trolley by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Joe exotic 

An American wildlife expert.

Joe exotic is a Pirate burglar, and has drunk too much beer from his still. Even Joe dirt from Adam Sandler shows has more class.

Joe exotic by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020