To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.

I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Portly

A person who isn't yet fat.

A portly person is an oaf.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

Western Australia

Western Australia, australia's version of a cowboy state. They want Independence, but also want access to all of the Commonwealth's funds. Complete Independence means just that. Better learn how to speak South African.

Western australia. They want to be 'free,' from the Commonwealth of Australia. South Africa will welcome them as their new province.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 18, 2020

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020

Elmer Fudd lookalike

Someone who looks like Elmer Fudd. But bears an uncanny resemble. Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.

The Elmer Fudd lookalike threw his sandwich down, and got his gun. Shhhh, we go a wunting now!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Arnold

Arnold is a hairy pink peanut.

I visited the zoo and saw Arnold the peanuts relatives. They tossed their scat at people, Arnold likes to toss beehives.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 07, 2020

Kiddy park

A kiddy park is for kids during the day, but after dark it takes on a different meaning.

Mr Mayor: (in hushed tones) I need you to test the equipment in the kiddy park tonight.
Yes, sir, replied the Nympomaniac association.
The mayor: different sexual positions!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020