Iam not Elmer Fudd's definitions

Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

Peckerhead

A person who's brains reside in his dick. And who thinks he can do whatever he feels like, including have sex with every woman he sees.

Peckerhead Murray's a very small minded person.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

Kerris

People called this, are always small minded clowns.

The kids are attacking Kerris the clown. He brought in his four legged dog, and left the two legged one outside.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

Chad Morgan

The singing beaver.

Here's Chad Morgan singing the shiek of scrubby creek.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 2, 2020

Psychic

A person who carries many descriptions, but attracts $50 for a question.

I'm a psychic. $50 for a question. I love pork pies. Drew Carey finally has competition.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Sylvia Browne

A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.

I got a psychic reading from Sylvia Browne. It cost $30. I paid her with a free pizza.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Trolley

A small vehicle with four wheels, and a handlebar. Used for grocery shopping.

Trolley stealing is considered a federal crime. Especially if the thief enters the shopping centre at nighttime. Do not take said trolley through suburban streets after midnight.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020