Definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Bouncer 

Someone who stops undesirable's from entering

Never ask a bouncer if he's eaten a good book lately.

Bouncer by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 26, 2019

Portly 

A person who isn't yet fat.

A portly person is an oaf.

Portly by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

Dwarf 

A little cunt 4ft tall.

A dwarf is a gnome, only he's alive.

Dwarf by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

Jelena 

Jelena a woman with big tits and a face like porky pig.

Jelena

Jelena by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

Mossad 

Mossad Israeli security service.

Mossad never got George habash, or aribert Heim. They had some outstanding successes. The most important being the ones that are never revealed.

Mossad by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Drew carey 

A portly American comedian.

Drew Carey prefers beer and meat pies to women.

Drew carey by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Crowded house 

New Zealand band

Crowded house. An overated band full of morons and half wits.

Crowded house by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019