Iam not Elmer Fudd's definitions

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd an Elmer Fudd lookalike, who thinks no one should go to jail.

Kevin Rudd: Let Osama go. Throw in prison the person who didn't make my sandwich MY WAY.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd king twerp. The greatest control freak and lover of terror that has ever existed. People had a choice to not pay taxes in the '80's.

'Im in Kevin Rudds faction. I saw that star when he was born.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd likes to complain because the only food available onboard, was 'gourmet sandwiches,' and no hot meals.

'I like to order a 4 legged chicken, waiter. They're very popular here in Asia stated Kevin Rudd

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020

Satan

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.

Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

Nun fucking

Nun fucking says what it means.

We broken into the nunnery last night, fucked all the nuns. Hillbillies love nun fucking. We broken into the nunnery last night, and fucked all the nuns. The church locked it's doors when they saw me coming.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

Trekkers

A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.

'You speak Klingon, well for a terran.'
'Yes,' said the trekkers.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Toowoomba

God's waiting room. It even has 2 airports. Ones called Brisbane west. Brisbane is situated over 109 kilometres away.

I landed at one of toowoomba's airports. Brisbane west. It's 100 kilometres away from Brisbane. It's a landing zone for God's waiting room in Toowoomba.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020