splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

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I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

by ian January 21, 2004

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Shitlips

Someone who provides oral stimulation to anothers anus.

Someone who tongues bum.

by Ian April 09, 2003

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open house

1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.

2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time

3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities

4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing

5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale

"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"

by ian November 27, 2005

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