Definitions by IQuarent
Text speech
Noun
1. A specific form of language and word formation used almost exclusively in texting and internet discussions. Text speech is comprised of everyday American English that has been heavily fragmented and shortened. Typical text speech has a number techniques in it's use, including:
-inserting numbers of equivalent pronunciation, e.g. 2 = to,
-abbreviations, e.g. appt = appointment,
-famous acronyms such as LOL, FTW, WTF, IMHO, etc.
Making words from symbols, like the following, is not considered text speech.
1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|<
While the general purpose of text speech is to make conversations as short and easy as possible, in some rare cases it can develop such a specific dialect that it's impossible for those who encouter it for the first time to decipher it without help.
2. 'Text speech' could also be used to mean that fucking annoying habit some people have when they phonetically pronounce text acronyms during a normal phone conversation.
1. A specific form of language and word formation used almost exclusively in texting and internet discussions. Text speech is comprised of everyday American English that has been heavily fragmented and shortened. Typical text speech has a number techniques in it's use, including:
-inserting numbers of equivalent pronunciation, e.g. 2 = to,
-abbreviations, e.g. appt = appointment,
-famous acronyms such as LOL, FTW, WTF, IMHO, etc.
Making words from symbols, like the following, is not considered text speech.
1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|<
While the general purpose of text speech is to make conversations as short and easy as possible, in some rare cases it can develop such a specific dialect that it's impossible for those who encouter it for the first time to decipher it without help.
2. 'Text speech' could also be used to mean that fucking annoying habit some people have when they phonetically pronounce text acronyms during a normal phone conversation.
Jesse: Oh sorry, berb.
Marcus: What??
20 minutes later
Jesse: You still there?
Marcus: What the hell was that about?
Jesse: I said I would be right back. berb.
Marcus: You mean B R B? God, would you please just drop the text speech? It's really confusing.
Marcus: What??
20 minutes later
Jesse: You still there?
Marcus: What the hell was that about?
Jesse: I said I would be right back. berb.
Marcus: You mean B R B? God, would you please just drop the text speech? It's really confusing.
Text speech by IQuarent October 24, 2016
Dumbass
Noun
1. Someone who attempts to be a smartass but is too dumb to actually succeed.
2. Someone who holds a stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinion with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.
1. Someone who attempts to be a smartass but is too dumb to actually succeed.
2. Someone who holds a stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinion with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.
Wanker's Cramp
Noun
A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.
Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.
Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
Jim hasn't left the house for almost 5 days. It's only a manner of time before he gets Wanker's Cramp.
Wanker's Cramp by IQuarent July 22, 2014
Pee-wee trophies
You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!
You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!
"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."
You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!
"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."
Pee-wee trophies by IQuarent April 14, 2014
Sister From Another Mister
Noun
1. Similar to "Brother From Another Mother", this describes a female friend that has grown such a strong emotional bond with a different family that she appears to be or could be considered to be part of that family, despite having no blood relation.
2. A step-sister that has resulted from having two different fathers.
1. Similar to "Brother From Another Mother", this describes a female friend that has grown such a strong emotional bond with a different family that she appears to be or could be considered to be part of that family, despite having no blood relation.
2. A step-sister that has resulted from having two different fathers.
Suzy: I love Katie. She's my best friend and I couldn't live without her. My parents love her, too. She's my sister from another mister.
Sister From Another Mister by IQuarent September 6, 2013