ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

meijer

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yo momma

A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.

1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Hypercolor

A brand of shirt popular in the early 1990's that would change color when exposed to heat.

It was creepy when random people would come up to you an blow on your hypercolor shirt to make it change colors in the 1990's, but it made you cool.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

unenjoyment

Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.

You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

stoner

see basement dweller

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 4, 2003

Hover

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003