ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

Detroit

Largest, dirtiest city in Michigan. Is an industrial wasteland.

The city that everyone from Michigan who gets famous says their from.

I always want to kill myself after a trip through Detroit.

I have a record deal, so I'm from Detroit.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003

cold-hearted snake

He's been telling lies, he's a loverboy at play, he don't play by rules. Girl, don't play the fool now.

co-co-co-cold hearted ooh aah aah co-co-co-cold hearted ssssssssssssssssnake

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003

Uterus

the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.

I can see your uterus.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

stoner

see basement dweller

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 4, 2003

Hover

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

pad

a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.

ugh... go change your pad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003