Oldsmobile

The 1988 Olds 98 Regency Brougham was the greatest ride ever known to mankind.
I kick myself everyday for selling my oldsmobile, because now I own a cavalier that sucks ass.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003
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Detroit

Largest, dirtiest city in Michigan. Is an industrial wasteland.

The city that everyone from Michigan who gets famous says their from.
I always want to kill myself after a trip through Detroit.

I have a record deal, so I'm from Detroit.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 02, 2003
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Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.
Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003
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Pawn Shop

A place where people in need of money either sell their own items of value, or of those belonging to another person, at far less than what it's worth.
I tried to sell all of my Seals & Croft albums, but the Pawn Shop didn't want them. I guess it's off to the plasma bank for me!
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003
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Uterus

the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003
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meijer

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.
What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003
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basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."
Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003
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