ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

Ohio

1. Toilet of the Midwest
2. Home of Fangboner Road - as seen from the Ohio Turnpike
3. A wooded wonderland that is confusing if you get lost.
4. Oh yeah, Cedar Point is there, too.

Thanks for catching Lake Erie on Fire, Ohio!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

Oldsmobile

The 1988 Olds 98 Regency Brougham was the greatest ride ever known to mankind.

I kick myself everyday for selling my oldsmobile, because now I own a cavalier that sucks ass.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003

Levar Burton

The host of Reading Rainbow.

You don't have to take my word for it.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003

brown eye

slang for the butt hole or anus.

When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 20, 2003

yo momma

A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.

1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Hypercolor

A brand of shirt popular in the early 1990's that would change color when exposed to heat.

It was creepy when random people would come up to you an blow on your hypercolor shirt to make it change colors in the 1990's, but it made you cool.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003