ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

Sesame Street

A PBS show that was worth watching when they had the pinball song and Teeny Little Super Guy. In the 80's the show was still filled with a lot of the trippy imagery left over from the 70's.

I used to eat cottage cheese and watch sesame street in my grandma's basement. Now I have friends.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

HoverRound

A device used to transport people who cannot walk for themselves.

Slang for a person who dates someone of a much younger age.

It is also fun to substitute other words to yell, like "Drinkaround!" or "Smokearound" or "Cuparound!"

I was at the casino and this old lady kept hitting me in the back of the legs with her HoverRound... I spat on her kitten sweatshirt.

There goes Kara with her boyfriend... HOVERROUND!!!!!

Let's SMOKEAROUND!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

jagermeister

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.

Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 3, 2004

Oldsmobile

The 1988 Olds 98 Regency Brougham was the greatest ride ever known to mankind.

I kick myself everyday for selling my oldsmobile, because now I own a cavalier that sucks ass.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003

Pawn Shop

A place where people in need of money either sell their own items of value, or of those belonging to another person, at far less than what it's worth.

I tried to sell all of my Seals & Croft albums, but the Pawn Shop didn't want them. I guess it's off to the plasma bank for me!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003

pad

a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.

ugh... go change your pad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Hypercolor

A brand of shirt popular in the early 1990's that would change color when exposed to heat.

It was creepy when random people would come up to you an blow on your hypercolor shirt to make it change colors in the 1990's, but it made you cool.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003