Definitions by ILoveThom'sChickenDance

Hypercolor 

A brand of shirt popular in the early 1990's that would change color when exposed to heat.

It was creepy when random people would come up to you an blow on your hypercolor shirt to make it change colors in the 1990's, but it made you cool.

Hypercolor by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

ronco 

A company owned by Ron Popeil. Famous for his late night infomercial selling the Pocket Fisherman, Food Dehydrator, and the Showtime Rotisserie, among others.

Ron Popeil is my real dad.

ronco by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Uterus 

the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.

I can see your uterus.

Uterus by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Drip Dry 

A move that females have perfected as a result of no toilet paper/lack of sanitary conditions.

1. The bathroom at the BP didn't have toilet paper, so I had to drip dry.

2. After seeing how that basement dweller lives, I opted against the toilet paper and pulled a drip dry.

Drip Dry by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Hover 

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.

Hover by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

pad

a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.

ugh... go change your pad.

pad by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Sesame Street 

A PBS show that was worth watching when they had the pinball song and Teeny Little Super Guy. In the 80's the show was still filled with a lot of the trippy imagery left over from the 70's.

I used to eat cottage cheese and watch sesame street in my grandma's basement. Now I have friends.

Sesame Street by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003