ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

Uterus

the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.

I can see your uterus.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Hover

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

HoverRound

A device used to transport people who cannot walk for themselves.

Slang for a person who dates someone of a much younger age.

It is also fun to substitute other words to yell, like "Drinkaround!" or "Smokearound" or "Cuparound!"

I was at the casino and this old lady kept hitting me in the back of the legs with her HoverRound... I spat on her kitten sweatshirt.

There goes Kara with her boyfriend... HOVERROUND!!!!!

Let's SMOKEAROUND!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."

Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

pad

a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.

ugh... go change your pad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Drip Dry

A move that females have perfected as a result of no toilet paper/lack of sanitary conditions.

1. The bathroom at the BP didn't have toilet paper, so I had to drip dry.

2. After seeing how that basement dweller lives, I opted against the toilet paper and pulled a drip dry.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003