ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

unenjoyment

Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.

You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Detroit

Largest, dirtiest city in Michigan. Is an industrial wasteland.

The city that everyone from Michigan who gets famous says their from.

I always want to kill myself after a trip through Detroit.

I have a record deal, so I'm from Detroit.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003

Kris Kross

Two adolescent aged boys who were a rap duo in the early 90's. They were famous for wearing their clothes backwards and saying wiggety-wiggety-whack. Not to be confused with christopher cross, the guy who sang the theme to the movie arthur.

I missed the bus.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003

Sesame Street

A PBS show that was worth watching when they had the pinball song and Teeny Little Super Guy. In the 80's the show was still filled with a lot of the trippy imagery left over from the 70's.

I used to eat cottage cheese and watch sesame street in my grandma's basement. Now I have friends.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

jagermeister

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.

Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 3, 2004

pad

a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.

ugh... go change your pad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."

Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003