28 definitions by ILoveThom'sChickenDance

Uterus

the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.

I can see your uterus.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

meijer

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Pawn Shop

A place where people in need of money either sell their own items of value, or of those belonging to another person, at far less than what it's worth.

I tried to sell all of my Seals & Croft albums, but the Pawn Shop didn't want them. I guess it's off to the plasma bank for me!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003

Hypercolor

A brand of shirt popular in the early 1990's that would change color when exposed to heat.

It was creepy when random people would come up to you an blow on your hypercolor shirt to make it change colors in the 1990's, but it made you cool.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

ronco

A company owned by Ron Popeil. Famous for his late night infomercial selling the Pocket Fisherman, Food Dehydrator, and the Showtime Rotisserie, among others.

Ron Popeil is my real dad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Drip Dry

A move that females have perfected as a result of no toilet paper/lack of sanitary conditions.

1. The bathroom at the BP didn't have toilet paper, so I had to drip dry.

2. After seeing how that basement dweller lives, I opted against the toilet paper and pulled a drip dry.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

stoner

see basement dweller

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 4, 2003