ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

Sesame Street

A PBS show that was worth watching when they had the pinball song and Teeny Little Super Guy. In the 80's the show was still filled with a lot of the trippy imagery left over from the 70's.

I used to eat cottage cheese and watch sesame street in my grandma's basement. Now I have friends.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

snork

The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.

I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

meijer

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Pawn Shop

A place where people in need of money either sell their own items of value, or of those belonging to another person, at far less than what it's worth.

I tried to sell all of my Seals & Croft albums, but the Pawn Shop didn't want them. I guess it's off to the plasma bank for me!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003

Oldsmobile

The 1988 Olds 98 Regency Brougham was the greatest ride ever known to mankind.

I kick myself everyday for selling my oldsmobile, because now I own a cavalier that sucks ass.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003

stoner

see basement dweller

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 4, 2003

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003