Fat-reducing cosmetic surgery, performed exclusively for the purpose of being able to dance at one's high school reunion without looking like a walrus having a convulsion.
Jim had better get a disco-tuck before the reunion dance. He could kill somebody with that gyrating gut!
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Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"
Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!
Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!
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A particle of nasal excrement launched at such high speed as to achieve escape velocity. It may be launched by way of a sneeze, or the "cover one nostril and blow" method.
I still have flashbacks to the time in 7th grade when I was almost decapitated by my friend Carlos' snot rocket.
by ICSHialeah August 15, 2009
