ICSHialeah's definitions

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Queens

New York City's greatest borough.

Queens makes the Bronx look like a cesspool...Wait, shit...the Bronx DOES look like a cesspool!

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Twatter

A social messaging network for women only.

I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

erecticide

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.

Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

snot rocket

A particle of nasal excrement launched at such high speed as to achieve escape velocity. It may be launched by way of a sneeze, or the "cover one nostril and blow" method.

I still have flashbacks to the time in 7th grade when I was almost decapitated by my friend Carlos' snot rocket.

by ICSHialeah August 15, 2009

The Roquefort Files

A 1970's detective drama starring a large slab of blue cheese.

My two favorite detective shows are The Roquefort Files and Barna-brie Jones.

by ICSHialeah August 16, 2009