ICSHialeah's definitions

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

hozzenscheit

Hozzenschneit: (adj.) unappealing, in a boring, as opposed to a hideous, way.

Kevin Cosner is the most hozzenscheit actor I've ever seen!

by ICSHialeah May 22, 2019

Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Met Fan

The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.

Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"

Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

snot rocket

A particle of nasal excrement launched at such high speed as to achieve escape velocity. It may be launched by way of a sneeze, or the "cover one nostril and blow" method.

I still have flashbacks to the time in 7th grade when I was almost decapitated by my friend Carlos' snot rocket.

by ICSHialeah August 15, 2009