ICSHialeah's definitions

Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Opa-locka

A city just north of Miami where violent death is considered a hobby.

Honey, I'm driving through Opa-locka. Have you seen my AK-47?

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Citi Field

The spectacular new home of the New York Mets, located at the border of Flushing and Corona in the Borough of Queens. The food is fantastic.

Citi Field makes Yankee Stadium look like a septic tank.

by ICSHialeah August 3, 2009

snot rocket

A particle of nasal excrement launched at such high speed as to achieve escape velocity. It may be launched by way of a sneeze, or the "cover one nostril and blow" method.

I still have flashbacks to the time in 7th grade when I was almost decapitated by my friend Carlos' snot rocket.

by ICSHialeah August 15, 2009

Tom Seaver

The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.

The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Hialeah

The only city in the United States where the mayor can't speak English.

Jim: Hey, Gwok, take a ride with me to Hialeah...I need a translator.
Juaquin: I'm down, dude.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009