ICSHialeah's definitions

The Roquefort Files

A 1970's detective drama starring a large slab of blue cheese.

My two favorite detective shows are The Roquefort Files and Barna-brie Jones.

by ICSHialeah August 16, 2009

Met Fan

The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.

Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"

Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Derek Jeter

The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.

Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Twatter

A social messaging network for women only.

I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Opa-locka

A city just north of Miami where violent death is considered a hobby.

Honey, I'm driving through Opa-locka. Have you seen my AK-47?

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009