Definitions by ICSHialeah

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

bowel towels by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

computer hooters by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Queens 

New York City's greatest borough.

Queens makes the Bronx look like a cesspool...Wait, shit...the Bronx DOES look like a cesspool!

Queens by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Twatter 

A social messaging network for women only.

I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.

Twatter by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

cheato bandito 

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

cheato bandito by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

LaTrine 

The most popular new creative name in the African-American community.

Black dude: "Where LaTrine?"
White gentleman: "On a military base, I suppose."
Black dude: "A military base?!? What the hell he doin' there?"
White gentleman: "Who?"

LaTrine by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Veggie wedgie 

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

Veggie wedgie by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009