The Roquefort Files

A 1970's detective drama starring a large slab of blue cheese.

My two favorite detective shows are The Roquefort Files and Barna-brie Jones.

by ICSHialeah August 16, 2009

Tom Seaver

The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.

The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.

by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

cheato bandito

A prolific adulterer.

Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"

by ICSHialeah August 06, 2009

Opa-locka

A city just north of Miami where violent death is considered a hobby.

Honey, I'm driving through Opa-locka. Have you seen my AK-47?

by ICSHialeah August 03, 2009

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 07, 2009

Met Fan

The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.

Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"

Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!

by ICSHialeah August 02, 2009

Battalion stallion

A gay guy in the military.

Brad: "Bruce just got promoted to sergeant."
Stewart: "He's SUCH a battalion stallion!"

by ICSHialeah August 03, 2009