ICSHialeah's definitions

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Battalion stallion

A gay guy in the military.

Brad: "Bruce just got promoted to sergeant."
Stewart: "He's SUCH a battalion stallion!"

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Urban Bourbon

Malt liquor, MD 20 20, ripple, or any other economically-priced alcoholic beverage popular in the inner city.

Me, Germaine and LaTrine got down with some wicked Urban Bourbon last night at the Lucky Stiff Club.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009