Derek Jeter

The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.

Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.

by ICSHialeah August 02, 2009

Citi Field

The spectacular new home of the New York Mets, located at the border of Flushing and Corona in the Borough of Queens. The food is fantastic.

Citi Field makes Yankee Stadium look like a septic tank.

by ICSHialeah August 04, 2009

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

erecticide

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.

Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009