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Byron Buxton 

My dad
Best baseball player ever

Yo look it’s Byron Buxton!
Dang he’s good at baseball

Byron Buxton by I read dictionaries June 19, 2022

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect 

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

period 3 

The worst class in any school

Joe: what class is next?

Joseph: Period 3
Joe: oh yeah, damn this is going to suck

period 3 by I read dictionaries January 21, 2022

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When qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnm wasn’t enough so you do it again in reverse

Steve: bro what are you doing
John: I’m just typing random things into google to see what happens, look! Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Steve: like this? qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzzxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaasdfghjklpoiuytrewqqwertyuiop
John: DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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the dipshit table 

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

the dipshit table by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022

monkey explanation

A very simple explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

monkey explanation by I read dictionaries December 9, 2021

Balls 

Balls

Balltholemew: Balls?
Bally: balls

Balls by I read dictionaries October 8, 2021