I make words it is fun's definitions

Fortnite

A shitty gun game that causes cancer when played for 1 nanosecond.

Johnny: How do I install Fortnite?
Johnny’s friend: You know how some sins are unforgivable?

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Z

The best letter of the alphabet, and no, it is not pronounced “zed,” you dumbasses.

Person 1: What’s your favorite lever?
Person 2: Zed
Person 1: We are not friends anymore.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Fun

Something illegal, according to schools and parents.

Scenario 1:
Student: Can we please have a fun day?
Teacher: No, you have schoolwork to do!

Scenario 2:
Kid: Mom, can I watch TV or play a game?
Mom: No, you have homework to do!

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

trombrero

When some idiot thinks it's funny to wear a trombone like a hat

*Puts trombone on head* Hey look, I'm wearing a trombrero

by I make words it is fun December 5, 2023

MandJTV

Pronounced M-and-J-TV, he is an absolute legend in the Pokémon YouTube realm. Because shiny hail form Castform was given alternate colors, he came up with the phrase “Hail Yeah.” Say it on ASPITPIAY (stands for “at some point in the past I asked you”) and you will get many upvotes. His favorite Pokémon are Sceptile and Hail Form Castform. He has many forms, including “Grunty Boi,” the bringer of the sponsor, “Mikey,” the YouTuber, “Mikie,” leader of Team Sky, and “Mickey,” because people spell it that way for some reason. He has recently become quite fond of Drowzee. He denies it, but knows deep down that his fans will get it out of him eventually. He despises Miltank, because of its sausage nipples and Whitney. Yes, you read right. But Mikey is a hero! He managed to slay the vile beast with no STAB super effective moves (after 42069 attempts, of course)! Mikey is also known to make videos with PM7, a friend of his, involving various challenges. The winner of the season gets a trophy and the loser gets a small toilet.

Person 1: Hey, do you watch MandJTV?
Person 2: No
*multiple gunshots are heard*
*a grenade goes off*
*a box of grenades goes off*
*a tank gun goes off*
*person 2 is run over by the tank*
*a nuclear bomb goes off*
*orbital strike*
*multiple orbital strikes*
*the single ash that is left is set on fire*
*the flaming ash is thrown out the window*
Person 1: You unholy shit.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

C418

The original maker of all Minecraft sounds and soundtracks. 13 of the 16 music discs were written by him. Mojang later hired other people to help make the sounds of Minecraft. Something less known about C418 is that his cat made the sounds for the Ghast. I know. Creepy.

Person 1: Have you heard of C418?
Person 2: You mean the guy who makes Minecraft sounds?
Person 3: His cat made the Ghast sounds.
Person 1: Where is that cat? I want to hear it.
Person 2: I think it underwent a little editing before becoming Ghast sounds.

by I make words it is fun May 19, 2023