UwU

1) Eye cancer that only furries leave in the comment section of literally anything.

2) A replacement for :3.

3) A target on your back

4) An unforgivable sin that can cause a most painful death caused by your peers.
Person 1: uwu
Person 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.: MEN!!!! DESTROY HIM!!!!!
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2 girls 1 cup

The most disgusting video to ever exist. Many people will let their friends, who do not know about it, watch the video and vomit. The video goes like so:

2 girls having lesbian sex
1 takes a shit into a glass cup
The other proceeds to eat the feces.
They then take turns vomiting the feces into each other's mouths.

I am glad that I have not actually watched the video myself, as I would not be able to look at chocolate milk the same.
Person 1: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Person 2: No
Person 1: I want to film your reaction.
Person 2: Okaaay… It's not bad, is it?
Person 1: Totally not.
Person 2: You. Mother. Fucker.
Person 2: Vomits in person 1's face
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
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TikTok

One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.

Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.
Guy 1: Dude, I think you have TikTok.
Guy 2: *Has been twerking for the past 6 hours*
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Touché

Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument
Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!

Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?

Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.

Guy 1: Touché
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Chunky’s dead

And the there’s Chunky! He’s dead.
(good 5 seconds of silence)
DK! Chunky’s dead!
(repeat infinitely)
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Fortnite

A shitty gun game that causes cancer when played for 1 nanosecond.
Johnny: How do I install Fortnite?
Johnny’s friend: You know how some sins are unforgivable?
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MandJTV

Pronounced M-and-J-TV, he is an absolute legend in the Pokémon YouTube realm. Because shiny hail form Castform was given alternate colors, he came up with the phrase “Hail Yeah.” Say it on ASPITPIAY (stands for “at some point in the past I asked you”) and you will get many upvotes. His favorite Pokémon are Sceptile and Hail Form Castform. He has many forms, including “Grunty Boi,” the bringer of the sponsor, “Mikey,” the YouTuber, “Mikie,” leader of Team Sky, and “Mickey,” because people spell it that way for some reason. He has recently become quite fond of Drowzee. He denies it, but knows deep down that his fans will get it out of him eventually. He despises Miltank, because of its sausage nipples and Whitney. Yes, you read right. But Mikey is a hero! He managed to slay the vile beast with no STAB super effective moves (after 42069 attempts, of course)! Mikey is also known to make videos with PM7, a friend of his, involving various challenges. The winner of the season gets a trophy and the loser gets a small toilet.
Person 1: Hey, do you watch MandJTV?
Person 2: No
*multiple gunshots are heard*
*a grenade goes off*
*a box of grenades goes off*
*a tank gun goes off*
*person 2 is run over by the tank*
*a nuclear bomb goes off*
*orbital strike*
*multiple orbital strikes*
*the single ash that is left is set on fire*
*the flaming ash is thrown out the window*
Person 1: You unholy shit.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
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