Definitions by I make words it is fun
Bellsprout
1) Pokémon #69 (I am not joking)
2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble
3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis
2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble
3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis
Guy: Wanna have sex?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?
Bellsprout by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
Person 1: Hey! Try out this trick in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet!
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*
Pokémon Scarlet and Violet by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
Eevee
The BEST Pokémon.
Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.
Generational status of Eevee:
Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon
Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon
Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 6:
Sylveon
Gen 7:
The best gen
Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.
Generational status of Eevee:
Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon
Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon
Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 6:
Sylveon
Gen 7:
The best gen
Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: What’s your favorite Pokémon?
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.
Eevee by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
Vaporeon
The best Eeveeloution to use in a playthrough of Pokémon Red, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen. This is due to it having a high special attack stat, and outspeeding most threats if given a speed boosting move. Jolteon has 130 base speed, but not a high enough special attack. While Flareon has a base 130 attack stat, it is useless, because all fire-type moves, even Fire Punch and Flare Blitz were special when these games were made, giving Flareon no physical STAB. However, if you are playing any other game, Umbreon is best due to being one of the earliest fully evolved dark-type Pokémon you can obtain. And for all you nasty, horny zoophiles out there, go fuck yourselves, you animals.
Person 1: What’s your favorite Eeveeloution?
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
Vaporeon by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
MandJTV
Pronounced M-and-J-TV, he is an absolute legend in the Pokémon YouTube realm. Because shiny hail form Castform was given alternate colors, he came up with the phrase “Hail Yeah.” Say it on ASPITPIAY (stands for “at some point in the past I asked you”) and you will get many upvotes. His favorite Pokémon are Sceptile and Hail Form Castform. He has many forms, including “Grunty Boi,” the bringer of the sponsor, “Mikey,” the YouTuber, “Mikie,” leader of Team Sky, and “Mickey,” because people spell it that way for some reason. He has recently become quite fond of Drowzee. He denies it, but knows deep down that his fans will get it out of him eventually. He despises Miltank, because of its sausage nipples and Whitney. Yes, you read right. But Mikey is a hero! He managed to slay the vile beast with no STAB super effective moves (after 42069 attempts, of course)! Mikey is also known to make videos with PM7, a friend of his, involving various challenges. The winner of the season gets a trophy and the loser gets a small toilet.
Person 1: Hey, do you watch MandJTV?
Person 2: No
*multiple gunshots are heard*
*a grenade goes off*
*a box of grenades goes off*
*a tank gun goes off*
*person 2 is run over by the tank*
*a nuclear bomb goes off*
*orbital strike*
*multiple orbital strikes*
*the single ash that is left is set on fire*
*the flaming ash is thrown out the window*
Person 1: You unholy shit.
Person 2: No
*multiple gunshots are heard*
*a grenade goes off*
*a box of grenades goes off*
*a tank gun goes off*
*person 2 is run over by the tank*
*a nuclear bomb goes off*
*orbital strike*
*multiple orbital strikes*
*the single ash that is left is set on fire*
*the flaming ash is thrown out the window*
Person 1: You unholy shit.
MandJTV by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
TikTok
One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.
Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.
Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.
TikTok by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023