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LGBTQ+ Christians 

Perhaps the most paradoxical group of today.
Literally, in multiple times the bible says that you should not be gay, lesbian, nonbinary, or whatever the fuck else you made up.
Now it doesn't say that specifically, but it does imply it.
It doesn't say that being it is bad, but you can't go claiming you're a Christian while being a part of this community.
Rachel: I'm nonbinary now!
John: ok cool, so you ain't christian no more?
Rachel: hm, no I'm tots christian!
John: bruh that's not possible the LGBTQ+ Christians just wish they could be Christian

Gen Z girls 

Most gen z girls are the most fucking retarded in the brain people to walk this earth.
TikTok and other bullshit services have rotted their brains so fucking much that they think 2021 backwards is 2012.
By the time they get to make executive decisions, the world will go to fuck.
I honestly think a genocide is in order.
Gen z girl: bruh blacks can't be racist, because you can only be racist to blacks.
Anyone with an iq over a potato: no you fucking shit, stop making whites the minority
Xavier: bro heard you got a gf, who is it?
Michael: oh, it's Sally!
Xavier: bruh isn't she like all other gen z girls who are retarded?
Michael: oh yeah.... I'm gonna dump her
A poison that we must purge from this earth
Hey, mom, I just made a TikTok video and it got a ton of views!
Go the fuck on the streets, never talk to me again, and get adopted my people who care.
When you're tired of saying lol and decide to say lel to look cooler
Bro, my fucking child just called 911 because we didn't get apples on his pizza
Lel
Lel by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

*shooting stars music plays* 

What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power
i.e. Dwayne Johnson

BTW, this is a dead meme.

Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven
Dave: bro John just got slapped by a car. He's dead
Bill: *shooting stars music plays*
A game that has taken over the world.
Also used to describe something sus.
Jenna: OMG Darren thinks I don't know he had an affair with Sandra like wow
Ariel: he's a sissy amogus imposter