Definitions by I feel Beasty

turdteen 

When your teenager acts like such a friggin turd.

My kid has been in so much trouble he's such a turdteen!

turdteen by i feel beasty January 13, 2010

geejew 

When a portuguese man and a jewish woman get married. the bride is now known as a geejew.

Amy is marrying a gee, she always wanted to be a geejew.

geejew by i feel beasty July 11, 2009

geejewuck 

when a portuguese person and a jewish person have a bumping of the uglies,( they fuck. )

Hey Guys can you see that! There's a gee and a jew fucking in the back of that truck, geejewuck! Somebody quick take pictures!

geejewuck by i feel beasty July 11, 2009

dingleberry slinger 

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

dingleberry slinger by I feel beasty June 20, 2009

pooball

When an unhappy person flings a ball of shit at you.

Hey Kayla watch out ! That man over there is tossing pooballs!

pooball by I feel beasty June 17, 2009

picasopalooza 

One who paints with poo, usually from their own ass. It involves both the liquid and solid forms of shit. Frequently occuring in hospitals and nursing homes. A bitch to clean up.

Hey Molly, can you help me clean Mr Jones up? He has created a picasopalooza!

picasopalooza by I feel Beasty June 16, 2009

dingleberry abrasion 

a red mark left on the ass after a dingleberry is removed.

Once I cleaned off all the dingleberries there were dingleberry abrasions left on my ass!

dingleberry abrasion by I feel Beasty June 15, 2009