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Machu

Short for Manchu

Why because Machu said I can

by I eat swag for breakfast May 4, 2015

Sector 001

The solar system in Star Trek.

Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to sector 001.

by I eat swag for breakfast August 23, 2015

FuryLolycon

A con where people are angry and laughing at the same time.

What the :bleep: is FuryLolycon?!

by I eat swag for breakfast February 2, 2017

Rick Astley

You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you

But really, this is what he is:

-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester

-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people

But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff

Rick Astley molests oxes and his penis.

by I eat swag for breakfast November 21, 2016

Sick Rantorum

Rick Santorum's name with the S and the R switched around

Sick Rantorum is sick and he rants too much.

by I eat swag for breakfast November 10, 2016