19 definitions by I eat swag for breakfast

Bob Saget

The programmer of Alexa. He also never worked for Amazon.

Alexa?
Yes!
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican!
Alexa?
Yes!

Who programmed you?
BOB SAGET!!!

by I eat swag for breakfast November 1, 2019

And I feel like i just got home

Quite possibly the best video on Youtube.

And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
And I feel Like I just got home
And i feeeeeeel

by I eat swag for breakfast October 12, 2017

Chocolate rain

Rain that is made of chocolate and is often looked at.

CHOCOLATE RAIN! You look at it.

by I eat swag for breakfast October 24, 2016

Angry Marines

These guys are serious motherfuckers. They constantly use the word "FUCK".

Indeed, Angry Marines frequently claim that 100 Angry Marines led by an Angry Captain and set loose behind enemy lines can do more damage to the enemy in a week than a similarly-sized group of Raven Guard can do in ten years. When asked how they can accomplish this feat, 1st Company Captain Raserei responded, "YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!" Truly, Raserei is a poet.

It's the motherfucking ANGRY MARINES!!! Come get some, dicksniff!

by I eat swag for breakfast July 25, 2015

Meg Griffin

The most bullied Griffin on Family Guy. I think she's sexy though.

Boy, I wonder if Meg Griffin is awesome at sex.

by I eat swag for breakfast October 3, 2017