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HLTV Elites 

HLTV Elites is a great server meant for users who are not snowflakes and intellectuals. Just the other day HLTV Elites users found the 23rd state of matter.

HLTV Kings get jealous when another HLTV Elites user wins a Nobel prize.

HLTV Elites by I arent click that October 13, 2020

Shut up cargo pants 

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

Shut up cargo pants by I arent click that May 11, 2020

HLTV 

a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup

hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart

HLTV by I arent click that June 24, 2019

Mr Gatti 

GOAT science teacher. My mans was moaning every 2 seconds. But he a sellout smh my head nigga went to another school

#FREEGATTI

Mr Gatti: “oh shit my moon rock hard nvm that my pp”
Mr Philip: “nice”
*Chris Hansen walks in*

Mr Gatti by I arent click that May 1, 2019

Brendon Thai 

dis chinese nigga able to kill Thanos in under one second. a special attribute of his is insane rice farming techniques.
enough joking around this guy is really sexy. he is like a 9/10 in general. id go gay for him

Brendon Thai was able to kill Thanos with his looks.

Brendon Thai by I arent click that May 1, 2019

Pei Dai 

Anas and Pei Dai sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, First comes love, Then comes Marriage, Then comes a baby sitting in a carriage

Pei Dai: Yo I fucking love you dont do shit please

Anas: Hey I didn't mean to scare you or anything it was my fault, I suppose I struggle with homophobia I guess I can't handle the thought of me being gay but in the morning when I wake up I'll have my mind made up.

Pei Dai by I arent click that April 29, 2019

Mr Philip 

If Atticus from To Kill A Mockingbird was a person in our time, this would be him. He is rockin out his beard and edgyness

Mr Philip was seen with Mr Gatti kissing behind room 317.

Mr Philip by I arent click that April 29, 2019