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HLTV

a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup

hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart

by I arent click that June 24, 2019

Kevin Ye

An incredible amazing, cool, intelligent, handsome, usually asian, God.

Person 1 walking with Person 2
Person 1: spots an asian
Person 2: "Is that... it can't be..."
Person 1: "Shit it's Kevin Ye"
Person 2: "Let us go get his autograph"
all girls within vicinity get wet and drops their panties.

by I arent click that April 28, 2019

Pei Dai

Anas and Pei Dai sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, First comes love, Then comes Marriage, Then comes a baby sitting in a carriage

Pei Dai: Yo I fucking love you dont do shit please

Anas: Hey I didn't mean to scare you or anything it was my fault, I suppose I struggle with homophobia I guess I can't handle the thought of me being gay but in the morning when I wake up I'll have my mind made up.

by I arent click that April 29, 2019

Mr Philip

If Atticus from To Kill A Mockingbird was a person in our time, this would be him. He is rockin out his beard and edgyness

Mr Philip was seen with Mr Gatti kissing behind room 317.

by I arent click that April 29, 2019

Mr Gatti

GOAT science teacher. My mans was moaning every 2 seconds. But he a sellout smh my head nigga went to another school

#FREEGATTI

Mr Gatti: “oh shit my moon rock hard nvm that my pp”
Mr Philip: “nice”
*Chris Hansen walks in*

by I arent click that May 1, 2019

Brendon Thai

dis chinese nigga able to kill Thanos in under one second. a special attribute of his is insane rice farming techniques.
enough joking around this guy is really sexy. he is like a 9/10 in general. id go gay for him

Brendon Thai was able to kill Thanos with his looks.

by I arent click that May 1, 2019

Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

by I arent click that May 11, 2020