Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice

Michael Richards 

a stellar comic who was the real star of the TV show Seinfeld. After the 1995 - 1996 season producers de-emphasized his character Cosmo Kramer and the show began its decline to Suck City. He now gives comedy gigs but recently made unfunny, racist jokes and hurled a racist epithet at a black audience member. He shit his pants and maybe destroyed his career that night, in Mel Gibson fashion. It's a shame this happened because Richards was such a trip on TV. Now he's revealed his true colors. Really sad.

Michael Richards fucked up big time that night in the Las Vegas casino. What he said was extremely stupid.

Michael Richards by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 30, 2006

Peter Pan 

generally, a Peter Pan is someone who will never grow up.

Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones still lives fast like he did 20 years ago. He has eternal youth. He is a rock and roll Peter Pan.

Peter Pan by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2006

gonesville 

out, out of style, all the way out, vacant, gone, outta here, someplace else

That shopping mall has closed down for good. All the cool hangouts and nifty shops are so gonesville.

Jen is gonesville. She's out of my life.

gonesville by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2006

hurting unit 

someone who had a rash of bad luck and misfortune.

Daryl: Joe got struck down by a cyclist and broke his ankle. Also, his girlfriend Christine left him for that bohunk Milton.

John: Joe is surely a hurting unit right now.

hurting unit by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

Lola 

basically, a transvestite. From the song "Lola" by the Kinks. That song is now a favorite sing-a-long for blitzed college students in campus-area bars. Just like "Mommy Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys", "Anarchy in the U.K.", "Yellow Submarine", "Brown Sugar", and "American Pie" (tho God knows why).

Me: I was in San Francisco last weekend and on a corner I saw a white yup kissing on a black chick, only to discover that she was a black man with a beard, pantyhose and a purse!

Michael and Phil (singing): Du du-du du-du du-du-du du do-du-du du du du du-du... (chorus of "Take a Walk on the Wild Side").
L-O-L-A Lola....

Lola by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

Ace of Base 

a Swedish Europop band that scored big hits in the 90s. Their debut album "The Sign" was the number one album for the year 1994 in America. The title track was also the biggest song of that year in the U.S.A. Compared to ABBA, the group consists of Joker, Buddha, Lyn Bergssen and Jenny Bergssen.

Wlliam: Wanna hear some Ace of Base?

Leonard: Yeah! I saw some of their videos on TV. Man, those chicks are HOT!

Ace of Base by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

dixie chicks 

a three-"chick"-band that originally played country music. In 2003 they got blacklisted from the country establishment when they criticized George W. Bush and the Iraq War. C'mon people, this happens all the time in the worlds of rock and roll and jazz, and no one makes anything about it. Because the Chicks didn't fit the assembly-line template of today's country stars, they had to take a lot of shit from the intolerant comformist establishment in Nashville, especially Toby Keith and others. Country fans publicly trashed Chicks CDs because they expressed a different opinion. C'mon people! Either you like the music or you don't. I got albums from artists that have various opinions and points of view. It's the music that matters.

After the smoke cleared, the Dixie Chicks made a new studio album, and it entered the U.S. album charts at number one and stayed there for a while. It experiments with the tired 70s "California" "champagne cowboy" country rock sound. Baby, that sound just ain't my cup of tea.

dixie chicks by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006