riot

1. a violent disturbance. Mayhem, may result in people getting injured, maybe even killed. Property damage and destruction, arson and vandalism usually occur during a riot.

2. a trip, a blast, a gas, anything that is funny and/or cracks people up. Something that is fun.
1. In the spring of 1992 many people believed that the "Rodney King riots" that erupted in several American cities was a case of "black rage". I saw on ABC-TV live coverage reports that the rioters had plenty of non-black people in their ranks: there were a lot of white and Hispanic looters and vandals as well. Also, one morning that week, ABC showed that some black-owned shops and businesses had also been trashed during the disturbances. The weeklong ruckus was not a "racial" thing. It was for most of the participants an excuse to chuck a brick into a pharmacy window, or to steal a stereo from an electronics store, or simply just to "fuck some shit up".

2. I was driving in Canada when I heard that Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife, who then killed herself. Still, to this day nobody knows why it happened. It'll probably forever be a mystery. Nonetheless, it was a tragic event. I've seen Phil on SNL and other TV shows and movies, and he was a total riot.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 11, 2007
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Best Personality

Something that the most attractive person may not necessarily have.
1. Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Hillary Duff and the Spice Girls will never win the 'Best Personality' prize because they're not very talented music wise, they're known more for their videogenic sex appeal than their music and the media highlights all the time how vapid and stupid they are.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?

Norm: Yeah.

Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!

Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?

3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.
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This is a catch phrase that originated in a TV ad in the late Eighties that featured super athlete extraordinaire Bo Jackson and rock'n'roll pioneer Bo Diddley (he's notorious for his famous box-shaped electric guitar). Basically, the term means that somebody doesn't know doodly squat.
The narrator says:
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
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In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 02, 2007
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Stroke

1. a gentle movement of the fingertips on something

2. a movement in rowing to move a boat forward or back

3. ceberal hemmohage. An anerysm, an apopoloxy.

4. a jack off.

5. a 1981 hit for Billy Squier.
1. Quit stroking them damn shoes!

2. George's strokes propelled the canoe fast.

3. My grandfather died of a stroke.

4. Mark is stroking in the boy's room.

5. I heard "The Stroke" on the radio today.
... you know stroke's the word...
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007
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Dump A Trump

to let out a big long pile of shit into the toilet bowl. That's in reference to Donald the Traitor Trump because he's an immature unqualified incestuous perverted uncouth loudmouth racist shit head Mussolini. Everything he does and says is a stupid pile of SHIT!
I went to a party and we had some dinner but the food wasn't that good. The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood. So I had to rush and get on the can and dump a Trump. It was a biggy. Afterward I had to drive to a UDF for quick relief with Pepto-Bismol.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2018
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gonesville

out, out of style, all the way out, vacant, gone, outta here, someplace else
That shopping mall has closed down for good. All the cool hangouts and nifty shops are so gonesville.

Jen is gonesville. She's out of my life.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2006
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UMF

It's an abbreiation for the phrase "Ultimate Mind Fuck". It can have 2 possible meanings:

1. when 2 people unite mentally as well as physically during sex. This is implicated in the 1993 song "UMF" by Duran Duran. The terms "UMF" and "Ultimate Mind Fuck" are not in the lyrics.

2. brainwash, mass deceit, censorship, when several people (as in a cult or an entire nation) are mentally manipulated and hoodwinked and led astray by propaganda, corruption and outright lies and absolute bullshit.
1. Renee and Angela made love last night and experienced union in body and mind. They shared the UMF.

2. In the 90s decade there was a lot of New Age "solutions", shilling evangelists, superstitions, comet cult suicides, Y2K hysteria and other end-of-the-millenium bullshit. Then came the 00s with all its corruption, stupidity and shit and the Iraq war circus. That's one major UMF after another!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 26, 2011
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