Giving it legs

Running fast.

I was giving it legs on my way home so I didn't miss the game.

by I P4P4MURF I February 07, 2011

duckalike

Someone who, as a result of botox or just bad luck, looks like a duck.

After the botox in her shlips backfired, Lesley officially became duckalike.

by I P4P4MURF I February 04, 2010

Hurry Up

A term you don't want to hear whilst having sex.

Guy: Ohhh baby, ohhhh yess!

Girl: *sigh* Hurry Up...

by I P4P4MURF I March 05, 2010

Melvin

To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.

"Melvin!"

Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?

by I P4P4MURF I October 25, 2010

Slugly

Used to describe a person who is slug-ugly.

Guy 1: DUDE! Have you seen that girl!?
Guy 2: Yeahh, I know, she's slugly isn't she..

by I P4P4MURF I July 25, 2010

Hobo Wank

Male masturbation which involves putting a banana skin in the microwave for 10 seconds, putting your shlong inside it and jacking off.

Dick was feeling adventurous so he decided to have a Hobo Wank.

by I P4P4MURF I July 25, 2010

Tactical Wank

Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.

I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.

by I P4P4MURF I February 14, 2011