I P4P4MURF I's definitions

Hobo Wank

Male masturbation which involves putting a banana skin in the microwave for 10 seconds, putting your shlong inside it and jacking off.

Dick was feeling adventurous so he decided to have a Hobo Wank.

by I P4P4MURF I July 25, 2010

Melvin

To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.

"Melvin!"

Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?

by I P4P4MURF I October 26, 2010

Hurry Up

A term you don't want to hear whilst having sex.

Guy: Ohhh baby, ohhhh yess!

Girl: *sigh* Hurry Up...

by I P4P4MURF I March 5, 2010

Slugly

Used to describe a person who is slug-ugly.

Guy 1: DUDE! Have you seen that girl!?
Guy 2: Yeahh, I know, she's slugly isn't she..

by I P4P4MURF I July 25, 2010

Star Wars Day

Falls on 4th of May every year because of how much 'May the fourth' sounds like 'may the force'.
It is a day in which everyone watches and appreciates each and every Star Wars film.

Happy Star Wars Day!
Ahh, why thank you! May the fourth be with you.
And also with you.

by I P4P4MURF I May 5, 2010

duckalike

Someone who, as a result of botox or just bad luck, looks like a duck.

After the botox in her shlips backfired, Lesley officially became duckalike.

by I P4P4MURF I February 4, 2010

Giving it legs

Running fast.

I was giving it legs on my way home so I didn't miss the game.

by I P4P4MURF I February 25, 2011