I Love Tarquin's definitions
1. A person who makes racket at the slightest provocation, is easily excitable and pulls a variety of silly faces for little reason.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.
"That Annie is such a woodcock, especially if Neighbours is on."
"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."
"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."
by I Love Tarquin February 9, 2008
Get the woodcockmug. A school in Pennington, Hampshire, characterised for it's stunningly gifted students. Murderers, rapists, drunks, stoners, dealers, mafia, abused kids, expectant mothers. The only reason they get such good results is that they kick all the failing kids out a month before the exams. And they say that southern kids are soft...
"My child is looking forward to going to Priestlands. I need to get them some more things for the big day."
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"
by I Love Tarquin November 14, 2007
Get the Priestlandsmug. For men, using a Henry Hoover for sexual pleasure. An alternative is Henrietta the Hoover if using the pink model. For women, it is a man who leaves 'war wounds'. Can be shortened to Henry.
"I have never... done it with Henry the Hoover."
"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"
"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"
by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007
Get the Henry the Hoovermug. In New Forest dialect, a cacker is not a chav, nor currently living on a housing estate. A cacker is someone who lives a rough lifestyle on the forest. It derives from the verb 'to cack', meaning to deficate oneself, relating to the squalid living conditions these people choose to live in. Other characteristics of the atypical cacker involve eating road-kill, selling magic mushrooms, badger-baiting, selling junk and terrorising local pubs. The addition of 'er' on the end of cacker, suggests that it was once a name, which in turn derived from a job title. In essence, a cacker is commonly treated as the non-Romany equivalent of a gypsy. Cacker can be used as a term of offence for non-cackers. A half-Romany/half-cacker is known as a diddicai.
"See Seth badger-baiting the other day? Such a cacker."
"I can't believe you bought that dress. You look like such a cacker!"
"I can't believe you bought that dress. You look like such a cacker!"
by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007
Get the Cackermug. A person who appears on a bluetooth search, but you will be unable to locate or find ever again. No matter how many people there are in the room/train/church/etc.
by i love tarquin December 4, 2007
Get the tarquinmug. A holiday maker, but one from outside the local vicinity, i.e. someone holidaying in Christchurch who's from Southampton isn't a grockle. Term used on the south coast and has spread eastwards, stopping at Southampton water. Most commonly heard in the solent town of Lymington where it's used as an insult towards ignorant and usually posh tourists, those with caravans, those with five kids, a dog and granddad tagging along and those that have been coming to the town for twenty years and think they know/own the place. Most commonly heard amongst fed-up shopworkers and working-class locals. Tends not to be applied to foreign tourists as these generally tend to be considerate people when travelling and don't make a nuisance of themselves.
by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007
Get the grocklemug. 1. The drunken stealer of a duck.
2. To steal a duck whilst drunk.
3. To talk in a quacking voice about stealing a duck whilst in a drunken state.
2. To steal a duck whilst drunk.
3. To talk in a quacking voice about stealing a duck whilst in a drunken state.
by I Love Tarquin February 9, 2008
Get the mwikemug.