Definitions by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD

FECK 

1. (Other) Common alternative to "Fuck"

2. (Other) Uncomfortable and angry. Must have "y" at the end

1. "I STUBBED MY TOE! FECK!"

2. "Ew. I feel so fecky!"

FECK by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

Crime Toddler by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

Red 

1. (Noun) The color red

2. (Noun) Common nickname for communist

3: (Adj) Deadly. Comes from blood being "red"

1. "Can I get a red backpack?"

2. "Those dirty reds, messin' up our government!"

3. "I have a red knife"

Red by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

Fecksickle 

A Fecksickle is someone who is generally just an annoying person.

"That little Fecksickle owes me money!"

"GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU FECKSICKLE"

Fecksickle by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 21, 2023

a 

The beginning of your journey. Find the other letters and complete your adventure!

"Have you completed the Urban Journey?"

"Nah, I'm still on letter f"

"Damn"

a by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 21, 2023

emergencium! 

Emergency calcium. The term commonly used when describing sicssor milk, or Sizilk.

"I need some emergencium!"

"...Some what!?"

emergencium! by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 30, 2023

Sizilk 

It's what you call when you strap a pair of scissors to a carton or gallon of milk. It's commonly used for when you need scissors and milk at the same time. It's emergencium!

"Pass me the sizilk"

"What is siz-"

"its SCISSOR MILK!?"

...

"Ok, but why-"

"It's for when you need scissors and milk at the same time"

Sizilk by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 30, 2023