I Hate Conformists's definitions

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Okay, someone needs to fucking tell me why everybody loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are stupid, stupid, stupid. They are actually a rip-off of a great alt-band, Faith No More. Listen to their song, "Epic" and then any Peppers song you'll see that it's the same. And by the way, if you happen to see the Chili Peppers, tell them to stop doing songs about sex. it's getting old! They can make music for a porn movie if they love sex so much. Green Day, Blink 182, Incubus, Linkin Park, and of course the Peppers are horrible excuses for rock. In fact, it's not even rock--it's sellout!!!!!!!

Customer: I would like a good CD

Employee: How about this Peppers CD

Customer: Fuck the peppers!

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Dimebag Darrell

One of the greatest guitarists in the world. He played for Pantera. He died rather tragically by some fucking idiot on December 8, 2004, exactly 24 years after the death of John Lennon.

Even if you don't like Dime, you have to admit his death was senseless.

by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005

Evil Dead

A seriously kick ass movie with spells and zombies and gore and all kinds of wierd ass shit!

Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us!

by I Hate Conformists April 16, 2005

PMRC

A group of a bunch of Nazi bitches from the U.S. Senate who at one point wanted to make metal music illegal.
With the help of Frank Zappa, Dee Snider, and John Denver the PMRC lost their battle and just got a sticker on records

Paranoid Bitches
Making A New State
Relying on
Conformity

by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005

Tom DeLay

An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes

And the award for world's greatest asshole...

TOM DELAY

by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005

Cradle of Filth

A really great black metal band from England. They have really great guitars, haunting keyboard solos and best of all they have anti-christian lyrics inspired by 14th century gothica. I'm waiting for them to go on tour because I hear they kick some major fucking ass.

Songs:
Her Ghost in the Fog
Lord Abortion
Hallowed be thy Name-Iron Maiden cover

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Faith No More

A truly amazing band. It's one out a slight few alt bands that's actually cool. Jim Martin is a great guitar player. The only objection I have is that some people claim it's rap too. 1.) FNM is too cool to be rap
2.) Mike Patton's singing on "Epic" is more punk than rap

The other thing I don't like about them are these other shitty alt bands ripping off their style.

Fatih No More kicks your ass not kissess it.

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005