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Definitions by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION!

Garfield 

1. The funny orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays.
1. Garfield is a really funny cat featured in comic strips and tv shows, and he absolutely loves lasagna, and absolutely hates Mondays.
- I HATE MONDAYS (Garfield)

Monday the 13th 

1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February
1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)
1. The bittersweet day of the week, when people feel happy and sad at the same time.
2. The day that starts off peaceful and ends in anxiety.
3. The day known for the infamous "Sunday Scaries", thanks to the terrible day after.
4. The most underrated day of the week, often overshadowed by the upcoming Monday.
1. Sundays are part of the weekend, but it is hard to enjoy them, especially the evening, as Monday is coming.
2. Sunday mornings begin very peaceful, with good meals and relaxing activities, but as 3 o'clock strikes, things start going downhill, and at 6 o'clock, the anxiety hits fully.
3. I suffer greatly from the Sunday Scaries, as all I see is the creeping shadow of Monday looming over the peaceful Sunday. - "Oh no, Monday is coming" (Garfield)
4. Despite Monday coming up, Sunday should be a nice peaceful day of rest, allowing people to prepare for the upcoming Monday, rather than counting down to it.

Saturday 

1. The best day of the week, as it is a weekend, and the day that never overstays its welcome. The day that doesn't come often enough, despite 1/7 of your life being spent with it.
2. The only day of the week that allows true fun to occur.
1. I love Saturdays, no work, no misery, just a good day off! I wish everyday was a Saturday!
2. On Saturdays, it is best to go out and enjoy the day, as more things are open on Saturdays than on Sundays.
1. A day of joy, freedom, and celebration, as the workweek finally ends.
2. The most overrated day of the week, as work still happens until you are done (exceptions may apply).
3. The day people rejoice and leave their hellholes behind.
1. Finally, It's Friday!!! I am so glad to be out of that hellhole, I hate my job with a passion and am leaving it behind for the week! I love Fridays!
2. Despite being a day of joy, Fridays are not as good as people claim they are. While they may be the light at the end of the tunnel, they are still a long workday, making them a long countdown to freedom, and they often go on and on, just like Mondays.
3. Each Friday, people are thrilled to leave they crappy jobs for the week, and enjoy the weekend, after a long miserable week.

Thursday 

1. The day that people finally see the light at the end of the tunnel, known as Friday Eve!
1. It is Thursday, and only one more shitty day at that hellhole and I am free! Happy Friday Eve!

Wednesday 

1. The middle of the workweek, often named "Hump Day", where people begin to see hope.
1. It is the middle of the week, Wednesday, and I am so glad Friday is coming.