paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.

The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017

found them in a toilet

This is a humorous way to downplay a gift to someone. A girl gushes too much about you giving her flowers!

What those flowers? Nah, l found them in a toilet by the subway.

by I, Wreckerrr June 27, 2021

high 5 house

This is a house so close to neighbors they could open windows and high 5 each other!

I borrowed sugar across the breezeway of a high 5 house!

by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021

A hippie has

Per Ronald Reagan's definition, a hippie has hair like Jane, dresses like Tarzan and smells like Cheetah!

A hippie has a smell like Cheetah!

by I, Wreckerrr March 21, 2021

Yoohoo poopoo

This is liquid diarrhea similar to a chocolate flavored drink.

I had a Yoohoo poopoo!

by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

a Jill job

This is a stereotypical female unskilled entry level job such as cashier, waitress, clerk.

Susan just got a Jill job down at the truck stop.

by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2020

bustanging

Screwing a woman's breasts.

Ben Dover was in the van bustanging Wonda Wonderpig's cleavage!

by I, Wreckerrr January 22, 2017