Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

Honey ham farmer by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Ripping fart 

A ripping fart is a powerful flatulence that feels as if rectal rupture has occurred.

Chief Turd in the Face, let a ripping fart so painful, that he feared he might need ER care.

Ripping fart by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Dinner Bell pussy 

A vagina so stretched out that sex is akin to ringing a dinner bell is called dinner bell pussy.

The guys wondered if Susie had a dinner bell pussy after dating the basketball team.

Dinner Bell pussy by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Gun Hippie 

A gun hippie leads the bohemian hippie life style but also enjoys shooting sports and firearms ownership.

The Gun Hippie went to Fisher's farm to plink with Colt revolvers and Mauser rifles.

Gun Hippie by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Motorboat farts 

Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.

Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.

Motorboat farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Stompomatics 

Stompomatics are a term used by street fighting gangs, when referring to their boots as weapons.

Step up for a hot introduction to our handy Stompomatics!

Stompomatics by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Foghorn farts 

Foghorn farts are a deep, loud rumbling flatulence.

Gawd, Fisher must have a ship up his ass with all those foghorn farts!

Foghorn farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016