Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Screaming peepees 

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.

Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.

Screaming peepees by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Howlers and Growlers 

Disorderly, loud, crazy seeming people.

The Howlers and Growlers were kicked out of the bar after the ballgame.

Howlers and Growlers by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Quiet accident 

An espionage term for a murder made to resemble an ordinary accident.

Harry Palmer witnessed a death by car, with all the marks of a KGB quiet accident.

Quiet accident by I, Wreckerrr October 24, 2016

Sweet cream ladies 

This is an older word for brothel prostitute.

Sweet cream ladies inspired a song.

Sweet cream ladies by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

The School of Wet Box 

Sexual experience in the lower orifices.

Woooow, Juan, did you learn that in the School of Wet Box?

The School of Wet Box by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016