Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

Smells like monkey ass 

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.

Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

Smells like monkey ass by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Stop, drop and ho 

The action set of a promiscuous person.

When we get to town, I want to stop, drop and ho!

Stop, drop and ho by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Critter food 

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.

This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!

Critter food by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Semi-parking 

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

Semi-parking by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Cuckadoodle do 

This is a willingness to participate in cuckold activities.

The swingers switched partners and lived out their cuckadoodle do fantasies!

Cuckadoodle do by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Boozenic

A picnic that is primarily composed of alcoholic beverages.

The crew had a boozenic on Fisher's farm.

Boozenic by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Wailene 

A wailing country music singer.

The Wailene sung of heartache in a nasal twang!

Wailene by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016