I, Wreckerrr's definitions

hey sailor

Hey Sailor is a gay catcall indicating the caller is prowling for quick gay street sex.

Boys, just wear assless chaps down Castro Street yelling "HEY SAILOR" and the hunks will come to you!

by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Red convertible woman

This refers to a woman who is attractive and exciting in a flashy way!

Gloria is a red convertible woman!

by I, Wreckerrr March 17, 2021

backseat boogie

Sex in a car seat.

Ben Dover was doing the backseat boogie with lovers all summer.

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!

The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!

by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021

Gone catapillar

A person has gone catapillar when they seal themselves into cocoon like cover to escape any interaction with the world.

The freshman had gone catapillar in a quilt on the floor to sleep off a wicked hangover.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

don't wanna be 20 cent

Rapper 50 cent said he is voting now cause he don't wanna be 20 cent!

I am gonna vote cause I don't wanna be 20 cent!

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2020