cobwebs on her pussy

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

by I, Wreckerrr January 08, 2017

Rectum reboot

To have a second helping of anal sex.

That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!

by I, Wreckerrr November 09, 2016

nothing succeeds like

Nothing succeeds like excess, according to Victorian wit and author Oscar Wilde.

Nothing succeeds like excess!

by I, Wreckerrr December 02, 2020

booger sugar cougar

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.

Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!

by I, Wreckerrr December 08, 2020

death on two legs

A dangerous person, able to fight.

That old Sergeant, used to be known as death on two legs!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Piggy packer

A piggy packer is one who has sex with the obese or unattractive.

Otto had no standards for appearance or manners and was called the piggy packer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

gator farts

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.

Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!

by I, Wreckerrr January 06, 2017