Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

lies below his stomach 

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.

Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!

lies below his stomach by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017

homewrecker pecker

A large penis.

Juan had such a big homewrecker pecker, that ladies left other men for for him.

homewrecker pecker by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

hermoans 

Bodily changes that lead to sex and moaning.

It takes a lot of hormones to make a lot of hermoans!

hermoans by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

dead zeppelin 

This describes elderly rock stars performing long past their prime years.

Look at that geriatric band, l call them Dead Zeppelin!

dead zeppelin by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

airsoft gunslinger 

This describes one who poses as a tough guy but with highly realistic air pistols.

Big Tony liked to show his collection of Airsoft gunslinger pistols to gullible dates.

airsoft gunslinger by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

cobwebs on her pussy 

This describes a female who is sexually inactive.

Has Susie been playing since the Sarge is deployed, or does she have cobwebs on her pussy?

cobwebs on her pussy by I, Wreckerrr January 8, 2017

poke chops 

This describes a Southern term for a particular sexual style and habits.

Ben Dover was known for his poke chops in the Nashville bars.

poke chops by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017