I, Wreckerrr's definitions

Zombie turtle

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.

Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!

by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

Yuuuumm girls

These are girls so sexy you can almost taste it!

Wow, look at those Yuuuumm girls over there!

by I, Wreckerrr December 20, 2020

Rectal romance

Anal sex

Juan went into the bedroom for some rectal romance.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

You can school a fool...

You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.

You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.

God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!

by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020

escape ape rape

This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!

Susie was able to escape ape rape with pepper spray!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

a snuff

A snuff is a sadistic sociopath who enjoys killing and damaging others.

The Sarge was a snuff, so he enjoyed killing and setting fires

by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021

Child sermonizing

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016