paint a turd pink

There is a political saying about trickery. My opponents want to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy.

The politician said "that party wants to paint a turd pink and say it is cotton candy!"

by I, Wreckerrr March 24, 2017

a rug

This is what Muslim men call a one night stand!

That girl, Wanda Wonderpig, is a rug!

by I, Wreckerrr January 07, 2021

pageant ready look

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

smoke em

This is military slang for open fire on an enemy.

The fire team heard the Gunny yell "smoke em" and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr January 07, 2017

charles dickends

This describes one who likes to give blow jobs.

Look who walked into the bar, its Charles Dickends!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Slobovia

The ancestral homeland of slobs everywhere.

Of course my room is a wreck, I'm from Slobovia!

by I, Wreckerrr September 26, 2020

Sinatra fart

A swinging musical fart.

Juan let a Sinatra fart in G-sharp.

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016