Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

the stupor bowl 

This describes the hangover the day after the Super Bowl.

The Stupor Bowl was bad this year!

the stupor bowl by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

vaginagram

Nude female sexting.

Wonda Wonderpig sent a vaginagram to Ben Dover!

vaginagram by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

penigram 

Sexting by a nude male.

Ben Dover was penigram sexting his admirers!

penigram by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

light up the bush 

This is military slang for pouring fire into a plant covered area by, small arms, artillery or air strikes.

The Captain ordered the fire team to light up the bush!

light up the bush by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

pummel the porcelain by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

slide meat 

This describes a lover someone has as a slide from their normal moral position.

Wanda Wonderpig is Ben Dover's slide meat.

slide meat by I, Wreckerrr February 3, 2017

shepherd, get the flock out 

This is old military slang to advise to leave immediately. Shepherd, get the flock out of there, enemy armor spotted!

Shepherd, get the flock out of that position!!!

shepherd, get the flock out by I, Wreckerrr January 27, 2017