Urban Dictionary: Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

keyboard poop

The product of writing nonsense to post online due to keyboard diarrhea!

Most of these posts are just keyboard poop!

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Better dead than red was a conservative saying regarding Communism and it's expansion being something to stop at all costs!

I would rather be dead than red!

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These are people who lead a life of the mind, often focusing on arts and philosophy.

Cedric is one of the cloud dwellers who lives in the world of poetry and visual arts.

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Someone who has a dubious story, questionably told to cover likely misbehavior.

Cheatavious and buddies came home Sunday with a tale between their legs involving sick relatives!

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A certain cola company forced it's employees to attend online workshops teaching them to "act less white."

Wokeacola customers have said they"didn't know how to be less white - but they knew how to drink other products!"

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This is the product of someone who misses being humorous by so wide a mark so often, that they become the antithesis of funny!

That commercial is so bad it is anti-funny!

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This refers to a woman who is attractive and exciting in a flashy way!

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