Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
by I'mcrazy August 09, 2024
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Illogical Marian Assumption

An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.
The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
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Ljósálfheimr Norden

Ljósálfheimr Norden, is the official name of Alfheim, the elven homeland, of Norse mythology. I got the word "Norden," from the official name of The Nordic Council, an organization of Scandinavian nations. Ljósálfheimr Norden means the Nordic homeland of the light elves.
Ljósálfheimr Norden, is a limited monarchy, ruled by an elven dynasty. The Aesir gave this country its independence, in contemporary times. However, the Aesir, such as Freyr, and Freyja, are still good friends with the elves. Ljósálfheimr Norden, has good relations with Tír na nÓg, ruled by the Tuatha de Danaan, also known as the Sidhe. Tír na nÓg has a famous computier science institute, known as The Sir Charles Babbage, and Lady Ada Lovelace, Institute of Computer Science. Ljósálfheimr Norden has divisions of this institute, and computer-loving elves love studying there.
by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023
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Jennifer Paige drink

A Jennifer Paige drink, is a spiked Crush soda. (alcoholic) A joke on the singer Jennifer Paige's famous "Crush" song.
I got drunk on drinking too many Jennifer Paige drinks. Maybe I should quit alchohol.
by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023
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The official name of the Dwarven republic, to the south of Ljósálfheimr

Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr, the Dwarven republic, is mistakenly named by humans as Svartálfaheimr, the realm of the dark elves. However, the people there are actually dwarves. This country is an economic powerhouse. Dwarves and elves are both intelligent, but use their intelligence in different ways. Dwarves are practical and realist, while elves are idealists and dreamers. Alfheimir Norden is famous for its institutes for higher learning, and Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr has many industries.
by I'mcrazy March 31, 2023
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Deedlit of covenant

A Deedlit of covenant, is my joke, on deed of covenant, a British term, which according, to the Oxford leaner's dictionary, is a legal agreement, where one person, agrees to pay another, for a service. It's also a joke, on Deedlit, a Record of Lodoss War, Japanese anime, elven woman.
Deedlit, when in The UK, decides to make a Deedlit of covenant, and pays Lyle, her current best friend, to keep the peace, on Lodoss island, on planet Forcelia.
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Drag queen racing

Men dressed up as women, do drag racing. A joke, on drag queen, and drag racing.
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