Unchaining The Melody

Unchaining The Melody, is my joke, on The Righteous Brothers', famous "Unchained Melody."

The Righteous Brothers, have succeeded, in Unchaining The Melody, but The Sinful Sisters, their rival, are conspiring, to chain, the melody again! Oh, no!

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

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Hediousmobile

A Hediousmobile, is a BMW, the world's ugliest car. Instead, of having, a grill, on the front, it has two nostrils, making the vehicle, look like a wild animal.

Want to buy, a Hediousmobile? I know, of a BMW dealership, where you can buy one.

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

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George YHWH Washington

George YHWH Washington, is the patriotic American name, for God, of The Bible.

Do you know George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, The Ten Commandments? That's why America, shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 06, 2023

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A Rummy Job

This is my third, Sheryl Crow's, "Soak Up The Sun" joke. If she gets "A Rummy Job" from Goliath Games, as a Rumi K, dealer, this means, she hates this game! My joke, on the lyric: "I've got a crummy job!"

Sheryl Crow, complains Goliath Games, has given her, "A Rummy Job" when she wanted, to be a poker dealer, instead! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 08, 2024

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