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A Rummy Job 

This is my third, Sheryl Crow's, "Soak Up The Sun" joke. If she gets "A Rummy Job" from Goliath Games, as a Rumi K, dealer, this means, she hates this game! My joke, on the lyric: "I've got a crummy job!"
Sheryl Crow, complains Goliath Games, has given her, "A Rummy Job" when she wanted, to be a poker dealer, instead! A joke!
A Rummy Job by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!
Boo Diddly Squat by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" 

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

Deedlit poll

Here's my second, Record of Lodoss War, Japanse anime joke, about Deedlit, an elven woman, from the series. A Deedlit poll, is based, on the British term, deed poll, which again, according to the Oxford Learner's Dictionary, is a legal document, which a person signs, to change his/her name.
SNE, the Record of Lodoss War creators, gives its British fans, a Deedlit poll, which asks them, if they should change Deedlit's name, to Dido, her other name. A joke!
Deedlit poll by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

Deedlit of covenant 

A Deedlit of covenant, is my joke, on deed of covenant, a British term, which according, to the Oxford leaner's dictionary, is a legal agreement, where one person, agrees to pay another, for a service. It's also a joke, on Deedlit, a Record of Lodoss War, Japanese anime, elven woman.
Deedlit, when in The UK, decides to make a Deedlit of covenant, and pays Lyle, her current best friend, to keep the peace, on Lodoss island, on planet Forcelia.

Chrimbotina Aguilera 

I found out, on the Kingdom of Loathing Wiki, (a silly online game site) that Christmas, is called "Chrimbo," in the UK. I looked up Chrimbo, on Oxford Learner's Dictionary, and it says Chrimbo, is the British term, for the secular, and commercialized, version of Christmas. Chrimbotina Aguilera, is my joke, on Christina Aguilera, who also called herself: "Xtina Aguilera."
British Christians, may call Christina Aguilera, Chrimbotina Aguilera, if they think, she's too worldly, and not a good Christian woman, as her name, says. (Note "Christina," means: "Christian woman.")