Definitions by I'mcrazy
Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr
The official name of the Dwarven republic, to the south of Ljósálfheimr
Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Norden, also known as Álfheimr Norden. This name is based on Germany's official name, Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr, the Dwarven republic, is mistakenly named by humans as Svartálfaheimr, the realm of the dark elves. However, the people there are actually dwarves. This country is an economic powerhouse. Dwarves and elves are both intelligent, but use their intelligence in different ways. Dwarves are practical and realist, while elves are idealists and dreamers. Alfheimir Norden is famous for its institutes for higher learning, and Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr has many industries.
Bundesrepublik Dökkálfheimr by I'mcrazy March 30, 2023
Alfrmal or Alfarmal
Alfrmal, or Alfarmal, is the proper name of the elven language. It's the Norse word for "elf speech." It's also known as Alfrnorsk, or Alfarnorsk, meaning "elf Norse." It originally was written in the Runic alphabet, also known as Futhark. However, when the elves adopted monotheism, they abandoned the Runic alphabet, due to Scriptural prohibitions against witchcraft. Note runes are used in witchcraft. Instead, elves now use the Latin alphabet. There's also another elven language, known as Alfsprache, or Alfdeutsche. This means "elf-german." Elves use both languages.
Foolish Tolkien fans, don't you know the elven language, is actually called Alfrmal or Alfarmal? It's not "Elvish!" Please correct your mistake!
Alfrmal or Alfarmal by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023
Ljósálfheimr Norden
Ljósálfheimr Norden, is the official name of Alfheim, the elven homeland, of Norse mythology. I got the word "Norden," from the official name of The Nordic Council, an organization of Scandinavian nations. Ljósálfheimr Norden means the Nordic homeland of the light elves.
Ljósálfheimr Norden, is a limited monarchy, ruled by an elven dynasty. The Aesir gave this country its independence, in contemporary times. However, the Aesir, such as Freyr, and Freyja, are still good friends with the elves. Ljósálfheimr Norden, has good relations with Tír na nÓg, ruled by the Tuatha de Danaan, also known as the Sidhe. Tír na nÓg has a famous computier science institute, known as The Sir Charles Babbage, and Lady Ada Lovelace, Institute of Computer Science. Ljósálfheimr Norden has divisions of this institute, and computer-loving elves love studying there.
Ljósálfheimr Norden by I'mcrazy March 29, 2023
Jennifer Paige drink
A Jennifer Paige drink, is a spiked Crush soda. (alcoholic) A joke on the singer Jennifer Paige's famous "Crush" song.
Jennifer Paige drink by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023
Prophesied Curmudgeon
When in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, The Ghost of Christmas Future, reveals Ebenezer Scrooge, will die forgotten, if he doesn’t reform.
In the Prophesied Curmudgeon, Scrooge finally sees the error of his ways, changes his life, and adopts Tiny Tim. Merry Christmas!
Prophesied Curmudgeon by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023
Multiminionaire
Multiminionaire, is when Gru, the main character, of the Dreamworks' Despicable Me, movie series, and the Minions movie series, is so wealthy, he can afford many minions! A joke on multimillionaire.
Multiminionaire by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
The Precession Controversy
This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022