Definitions by I'm Not LIke You Guys

fashion violator 

A person whose outfit doesn't match or is so illfitting or out of style that it is painful for others to look at.

I can't go out with that guy; he's a total fashion violator and I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with him wearing that loud outfit and stupid hat.

fashion violator by I'm Not LIke You Guys May 16, 2020

shithead

any of the orange and green o-shaped cereal pieces in the Apple Jacks family of cereals; ie Apple Jacks, Apple Zings, Apple Dapples, Apple Rings, Apple Zaps etc. It's all the same shithead.

Did you know shithead burns? Yup, it doesn't matter if it is Apple Rings or Apple Zaps, if you light it, it will burn. All those cereals taste alike too.

shithead by I'm Not LIke You Guys May 16, 2020

Covidcase 

One who has become a basketcase due to being under quarantine lockdown too long during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020.

My roommate has become a complete covidcase! She's freaking out over everything and climbing the walls because she hasn't gone outside or seen anyone since CA governor Newsom put the state on quarantine lockdown on March 16, 2020 to try to flatten the curve of infection cases in his state.

Covidcase by I'm Not LIke You Guys April 24, 2020

natty dreadlocks 

a term for medium length to long hair that is messy and needs to be combed, taken from the Black Uhuru lyrics, "Guess who's coming to dinner, Natty Dreadlocks."
Natty dreadlocks are not real dreadlocks, just knotted hair that could form into real dreadlocks if no action is taken to smooth out the tangles.

Bob Marley and the Wailers' 1974 album "Natty Dread" and title song, "Natty Dread" refer to Natty Dreadlocks as a person who is a member of the Rastafari religion, which is the original meaning of the term, as well as the hairstyle worn by Rastafarians. However, since then, natty dreadlocks has taken on the more mainstream usage, usually applied to kids, referring to tangled hair on anyone, not necessarily Rastafarian.

You need to brush out those natty dreadlocks before grandma comes over this afternoon.
Are you seriously going to your school picture day with those natty dreadlocks?

natty dreadlocks by I'm Not LIke You Guys January 5, 2020

Running it 

taking all the point cards (all the hearts and the queen of spades) in a hand of the game of Hearts, which is very difficult to do, giving all your opponents 26 points each while you earn no points. The winner in Hearts is the player with the lowest score so running it usually guarantees the player a tremendous lead. Running it is synonymous with Shooting the Moon.

Dealer: You know she's running it. She just voluntarily took the queen of spades.
Player: Did anyone else take any hearts?
Player who's running it: Nope. You will never stop me from running it now.

Running it by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 3, 2019

Local hero 

One who is admired by peers, neighbors, schoolmates, and friends for being super cool. Sometimes there is a reason for the admiration such as being the lead scorer on the high school football team or having spent time in juvenile hall; but oftentimes there is no specific cause for the admiration other than having a charismatic personality and a kick-ass car.

Morse High School's local hero is back at school after being locked up for six weeks for jumping the asshole who threatened to shoot his brother and parents.

Local hero by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 2, 2019

Mecha Cow 

a mechanically enhanced cow used to infiltrate enemy territory undetected, usually deployed in herds.

The only way to get past the enemy defenses was to strategically place a herd of mecha cows who could stroll in easily unsuspected, much like the Trojan horse of old.

Mecha Cow by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 29, 2019