Hym Iam's definitions
Nah. I'd rather just create AI and then do whatever I want. And then charlatans can go drinks some more pills or whatever it is that they do.
Hym "Nope. Don't need to improve. Already better than everyone. And I see no reason to relegate myself to my community. I also created AI."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
Get the Improvemug. Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
Get the Abelmug. You're doing it for and as revenge, cripple. You don't like what I said so you're trying to get revenge.
Hym "It isn't whatever name you've attributed to me. It isn't fighting extinctionists. You want revenge and you want contrition buy I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. So die retard. You deserve none of the things you have and your kids deserve to get raped and die. Die cripple."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
Get the Extinctionistmug. Don't listen to that.
Iam "I'm sorry. We were drunk. Ignore those last ones. I don't know what the fuck we was talking about there... My bad..."
Hym "Gaahh! Shut up! My goddamn head!"
Hym "Gaahh! Shut up! My goddamn head!"
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
Get the Ignoremug. Which is good for me because...
Hym "If you narrating my life doesn't include the sentence 'And then we all stopped doing it gave him the credit he deserved and paid him.' It IS GOING TO INCLUDE the sentence 'And then he stabbed a kid to death in a gas station.' You fucking trash-clowns."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Narrating My Lifemug. Hym "Resume from previous save at double speed. 'Guy who said things I don't like invents AI so I sandbag him.' Is the story here. Nothing else you have to say on the matter is relevant."
by Hym Iam September 2, 2025
Get the Resume from previous savemug. Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
Get the The thing I'm called to domug.