by Hym Iam December 03, 2020
Get the Anyone who knows your name or has seen your facemug. Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 02, 2024
Get the Will money make me happy?mug. Hym "Yes, a class traitor is someone who doesn't want to labor for a business owner indefinitely while Matt fucks all the women and does literally nothing. 0 contributions to society. Maybe not 0. Maybe like .01 contribution. Minimal."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Get the Class traitormug. Wait, what!? Property is a social construct but gender roles are not? He also doesn't require all unfalsifiable claim to be demonstrated. Andrew is religious and invokes the authority of God regularly yet he can't demonstrate the existence of God.
Hym "I don't need to demonstrate that I own myself as property if you're not going to accept the proposition that 'That which cannot be demonstrated must be false.' Which you're not going to do because the validity of your religious world view hinges on an unfalsifiable claim. Can you demonstrate that you're not a Tyrannosaurus that transformed into a man?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Get the Propertymug. No...
Hym “Rumble is dead!? What a fucking bummer... I would trade my piece of shit mother for him in a second.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
Get the Rumblemug. Hym "Which means.... 🖕 THAT! Up there! THAT'S what it means. It doesn't mean you don't have to pay me. Somebody else is clearly trying to get my money for themselves and is trying to use the fact that I'm stable to get something they couldn't get without me for themselves. Trust me. They aren't going to do anything better with it than I am except they aren't going to stab a kid if they don't successfully steal it from me AND THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY MAKE AI. THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR THE MONEY. I DID. I've advanced society singlehandedly and against the odds."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the Which Meansmug. Hym "Yeah, no, freedom of association isn't a thing for me! There are a lot of ways in which this is violating my rights! I don't get to choose who I associate with!"
by Hym Iam March 01, 2024
Get the Associatemug.