Hym Iam's definitions

Cult

They just aren't any good if they aren't Satanist

Hym "Pssshhh!!! Don't tell them that! How am I supposed to start a Satanist cult so I can bang the hot ones if you're going around telling people I'm not a Satanist!?"

Iam "We talk about not engaging in deity worship..."

Hym "You shut up!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Schools

Is that where MY money should be going?

Hym "To the kids I didn't sire? No. This is what I mean about parents being sub-human filth. My tax dollars shouldn't be going to the schools because my rights are being violated. The people trying to steal our lives in the name of and to give to their kids need to be treated like the vermin they are."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Dani Fernandez

Made a movie about a thing that is actually happening to a GUY right now. But makes it about women. And how hard it is for WOMEN. And not MEN. Who the thing she made the movie about is actually happening to.

Hym "Dani Fernandez clearly want to be a part of the brand so... There. Find her. Go watch the movie. You'll see what I'm talking about."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham 😰

Michael 😇

Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham 😖

Micahel 😇

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

I'm not going away

That isn't an option for you.

Hym "Your families are going to keep dying until there is an out and you trying to blockade the door has gotten more of YOU killed than it he ME killed. So, get over here with my credit and my money. Yes me first. And then you stop doing this or start loving child murder as much as I do but you are asking for it if you do not give me what I demand. It's a demand. I'm not going to let you ignore me until I go away. I'm not going away. You are going to act in accordance with my DEMAND or there is a very real chance that the last thing your loved ones is going to hear is..."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

Suneater

He is so metal! He is literally just All for One but for food! It's insane!

Hym "Yeah dawg, Suneater is dope."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024

More important than yours or mine

And I don't yield to FILTHY Latinas who think they are too good to fuck me.

Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025