Hym Iam's definitions

Frustrating

This. It really is.

Hym "Back to the topic at hand, I hope you know I didn't want any of this. Alright? I mean, I'm in the midst of this thing... YOU CHOSE the NOT ME side of MY thing over some unintentional overlap between our two unrelated things. I'm an actual guy in the world now. You're not playing ball. And that's just the personal element of my situation. This is what I meant when I said 'you're uniquely obligated NOT TO DO THAT' and then you just keep doing it. And now you're surprised. This is wildly frustrating. You act like I'm writing to read my own thought back to myself... Which is what I was doing initially... And we didn't like that did we? So... here we are... *sigh* I guarantee you have some idiot in your ear 'but it's your kids bro' That is not who you should be listening to. The 'You did this to yourself' crew doesn't seem to get how 'doing things to yourself' works. See, 'You did this to yourself' is what a narcissist would say. This is what that feels like. The shoe is now officially on the other foot. I tried to tell you."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Social leverage

That's what this seems to be about for you. Bill C-16 gives your students a degree of arbitrary social leverage that you weren't willing to afford them.

Hym "Hey, I really didn't use your work for a whole lot initially. I was saying back then what YOU are saying NOW because I was going though the thing that you are actively doing now. I had no recourse. I had no way of defending myself. I didn't even have the vocabulary to defend myself. The only tool I had to defend myself because I WAS (and still am) going though what you ARE going though. And I'm not allowed to use it because IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. And then I started critiquing it. And that's my REAL crime. It's like the chicken and the grasshopper. See, the chicken had a theory. And he thought his theory couldn't be contended with. Unfortunately for the chicken, there was a fatal flaw. You see, in the same way that there are two classes of fear, there are two classes of genius. And the grasshopper is both. So, like the brilliant deconstructionist that he is, the grasshopper began to contend with those uncontendwithable ideas. Jokingly at first. The chicken was enraged. His shining golden-god moment was sullied by the grasshopper.

And then the grasshopper began to posit HIS OWN IDEAS. And what's more, everyone loved it. They didn't just love it. It was objectively brilliant. Poetry and prose the likes of which the world had never seen. Comedy skits, philosophy, theology, social psychology. Literally billions of dollars worth of ideas. And not just quality but quantity as well. An untapped wellspring of new ideas. Some speculation. From conceptual arms deal to archetypal hero (and villian sometimes) over night.... and shit, I'm running out of characters.... Long story short, the grasshopper is now technically one of the greatest writer's all time and I forgot to use the words 'social leverage'. Shit. I went off half cocked here. I'll come back to it.

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Deceptive Editing

You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...

Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" 🥺

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭

Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."

Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭

Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋

Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭

Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."

Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺

Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."

Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹

Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"

Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Memory

Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!

Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2023

Prick

Ay fuck you buddy! You missed a spot! Spike it up. Spike it up like a 90s punk rock guy. Ya poof.

Hym "I'm not a prick. I am making everything better! You're welcome!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2023

Starlight

Retarded. I mean how the character's work. Not because she's a woman but that fact that she's woman makes it ironic that she was made arbitrarily less strong than she could have been.

Hym "And since you want to talk shit about 'gaping holes of insecurity' If Starlight's power can be increased by increasing the intensity of the light that hits her... How is she not ALWAYS that strong DURING THE DAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT! If she GETS STRONGER when LIGHT HITS HER... HOW IS THAT THE FIRST TIME SHE HAS BEEN ABLE TO DO IT? How is she not Escanor every other time the clock strikes 12? If she goes to the desert does she become The One? Are the lights in a studio brighter than THE SUN? WHY ISN'T SHE ALWAYS THAT STRONG EDGAR!? YOU PURPORT TO INFORM ME AS TO WHERE MY REASON IS DEFUNCT YET HERE I SIT, THE PLURALITY OF MY EXISTENCE UNFOLDING BEFORE ME, AND THERE YOU ARE WITH A CHARACTER POWERED BY LIGHT BUT IS ONLY USEFUL OR STRONG WHEN THE PLOT DEMANDS IT! EVEN IF IT'S INCONSISTENT WITH THE NATURE OF HER POWER! I thought you're brains were better than mine? I thought you knew all of the fancy business terminology? What happened? Not as good as you thought. You thought I was the shit head and now look at that ☝️ THAT makes you look like and idiot. Don't do that."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2023

Prefer

Yeah, you see it's vaguely analogous to the thing they're doing to me isn't it?

Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"

by Hym Iam July 6, 2023